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andre THINKman

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zero day post HURRAY!!

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CALDRE GAMING HEADCANONS

modern day, if you have anything to add comment down below <3 i love hearing everyone’s opinions! also some of these are slightly satire BAHAHA

-cal always has his mic way too close to his mouth. sometimes andre can hear him breathing and it pisses him off.

-cal would spam invite andre, and continuously text him to get on the game.

-andre is a little bit of a sweat when it comes to shooter games, or just any type of game in general. after cal gets off he spends hours trying to get the best gear, highest level, etc

-andre has broken a keyboard before out of rage. he got yelled at by his dad for it, and cal sat on the other end laughing, listening to his dad almost cuss him out in german.

-cal plays dumb roblox tycoons when andre is at work. he would never admit to andre how many hours he’s spent on some shit like mega mansion tycoon………….

-sort of gaming related?, but andre would never change his discord profile picture. it’s still the default. however, cal always changes his. neither of them would ever get nitro, though.

-cal would randomly try to kill andre in games just to piss him off. he never actually kills him, though.

-both of them have gotten in trouble numerous times for being loud when playing games late at night. on one occasion cal has had his xbox taken away as a result.

-cal absolutely loves skate 3. he finds the glitches the funniest thing ever. he’d stand in a certain spot, make the character glitch into the floor and get flown across the map, and have the time of his life.

-andre is a redstone connoisseur in minecraft. he’s made so many intricate machines on his and cal’s minecraft server, and he swears if cal touches any of them, he’s dead.

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(♯｀∧´)💢

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CUTEST AND REALEST COUPLE EVERRRRRRR

drawing cringe. idc me and my idiot i Love him

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drawing cringe. idc me and my idiot i Love him

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more of artyom's posts

for the fish image, it translates to: "This monster will grant all your wishes :) Happy New Year to you." the whip image:

"Делай БдЗдСэМэ))"

This is a playful, exaggerated way of writing "делай БДСМ" (do BDSM), using alternating uppercase and lowercase letters for a humorous or ironic effect.

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hi guys sorry 4 not being that active, my tcc hyperfix faded a little 🥲

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MY BABYYYYYYYYYY

edit about how this fandom villainizes andre over cal so much.. free my boy

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WISH THAT WAS MEEEEEE

hi hi!! Maybe you could draw andre giving milena a little smooch or a hug ? For the sake of silliness <3 I love your art !

- iris (andresglasses)

hi ok so i forgot the silly part

i wish i was her

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Compilation of Andre getting yelled at and messing up, someone help this boy

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SO AWESOME

Ermmm self portrait

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you’re a gas leak

and i’m a wood house

so we’ll both go up in flames

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love this necklace

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fanon caldre

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i miss him so much… freaky ass white boy