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friendly reminder that this is a very low activity blog !!

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i don’t have an official promo rn but here’s your local vault hunter who loves his pet, loot, and beer probably more than he loves you.   come love him anyway though!

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❝  from the most sincere part of my heart -- what the fuck was that about?  ❞      he’s sober enough to question you, but even still; he’s got a point.  

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on that note !! I'm gonna try to get this blog rolling for realzies. like this or hop into my DMs to plot !!

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I'm too sober for this gimme a beer

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i rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and sarcasm.

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@haikil asked: there's a bit of a commotion outside that serves as the only warning before zero crashes their bandit technical through the building's wall and denting the wooden bar, just next to where mordecai is. silently, they hold out a hand and signal for him to get on.

beer number five was just placed in front of the hunter.  long thin fingers wrap around the chilled glass as sounds of commotion grew closer and closer to the bar.  of course he heard it -- not only was it difficult to miss, he had a good ear (even while drunk).   

he should have known.  damn, he should’ve known.  glass was just barely brought to his lips when the vehicle broke through the wall, straight towards mordecai.  he didn’t even flinch.  he sighs, looking between the assassin and the glass.  giving the bartender a near apologetic look, he hops off the barstool, glass in hand as he hoists himself up onto the bandit technical.

❝  where’re we headed, ese?  ❞      a swig was taken, miraculously not spilled.

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Mordecunt. Now with a hundred percent less fun juice and a thousand percent less bird.

❝  hey, jackass, you better watch that mouth of yours before i shoot that pretty little head of yours right off those shoulders, pendejo. ❞

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still working on my theme over here!! for now it’ll be dash only - if anyone has questions about my guy, feel free to hit me up!  i’m also open for plotting 

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Brick: I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Mordecai: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Brick: Oh... It's okay, you don't have to wear it.

Mordecai: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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The world is on the brink of goin’ boom boom. This is our most desperate hour. Unless we make a stand, here and now, we gon’ die. Now…

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Carlos “Cougar” Alvarez // The Losers (2010)

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So loud, so angry… so dead.

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“ I dunno about you, but I need a drink. Or, more like a lot of drinks. ”

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TAG DROP 4/? - VERSES

:: once a vault hunter always a vault hunter. :: verse; borderlands. ::