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i think u should always give characters more body hair just because. its good for the health its good for the everything
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(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing
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Some people just live completely different lives from you and you cant even fathom it like people will own rats and let the rats run around their house and they also smoke weed with the parents and leave weed all over the house like in the living room in plain view and shit and make their mom roll a joint for them and then one of the rats steals the joint the joint their mom rolled and they have to run after the rat that stole the joint and take it back and then smoke the joint that the rat had stolen and theyre doing this in the living room and there are rats and their mother there
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I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.
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tho to be fair a hypothetical "how sexist is this fandom for a thing i like" would be hard to rank bc it comes in different forms. the most common two are "wow this female character is such a bitch for (minor negative actions) she pisses me off so bad unlike male character (who is just as bad if not way worse)" and then the subtler and less malicious but just as frustrating "i like the female characters i just like the male characters Way More so i never talk about them (consensus held by 95% of the fandom)". and there is overlap
#former is wc and utdr and somehow super fucking mario and etc#latter is gorilaz and tma and ace attorney and etc
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ive seen several posts like this before so this is far from an original take but wow it is weird that with so little info to go off of a large portion of the deltarune fandom has already reduced dess to hot punk manic pixie dream girl and defined her by her ship with with sweet dorky boyfriend (also has no canon deltarune design or appearance). we dont even know how old she was when she disappeared or what status she's in but she's already getting some kinda sexist fandom treatment. huh !
#dess has singlehandedly tanked deltarune's score in my hypothetical 'how sexist is the fandom for this thing i like' rankings#and she has never been confirmed to appear on screen
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just so you know kids on roblox cant spell 'prestige' or know what it means so whenever you prestige in a game they call it rebirthing which is the worst thing you can call it i think some games give you titles for "rebirthing" a lot so you get really cool stuff like
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went for a walk the other day and there were apples and blackberries growing along the trail and i walked past some teenagers smoking weed in a ditch and overheard one of them point to the fruits and say "bro that shit is bountiful"
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clearance is cheap rn, just trying to move inventory along (on sale until 9/15)
shop link! <-
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Dreamt i met two little kids named Vaphny Daphny (one name) and Diplet and I said "Are you fucking serious? Those are your fucking names?" And they started crying
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