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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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She's been shot with the chibi beam </3

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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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not enough people are talking about this smh

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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

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"The omnitrix is basically a glorified bracelet"-Benjamin Tennyson

I'm pretty sure the omnitrix does have a time feature and at least an alien that can tell you the exact time but let me enjoy my self indulgent ben 10 doodle

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Anglerfish to (alien) anglerfish communication 💚

No but forreal, if I were Ben I'd spam the hell out of Ripjaws just to explore the deep sea XD

Drawing this fishy fella has been a nice change of pace after a long art hiatus :)

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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

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this is so fucking funny

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Someone sent this to me so I thought it’d be appropriate to share

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from mat and stevie's instagrams