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Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change
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*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.
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(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?
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Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter
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All hot girls have one or more of the following
Digestive issue
Mental illness
Bisexual
Sleepy bitch disease
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