rlyehtaxidermist

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Turns out if the maintenance crews stop waxing them, planes have body hair.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"do you prefer toku mecha or magical girl series"

listen. sailor moon, kamen rider, and mazinger z's descendants share more DNA than the average pair of Habsburgs. you are living in a prison of your own design. sometimes your magical girl transformation sequence is fundamentally inseparable from hitting yourself with a plane, and that's okay

[rlyehtaxidermist]

Honestly... everyone needs to be ok with polyamory and stop giving a fuck if your partner has sex with other people. Some may say "yes but theres also nothing wrong with monogamy!" And yeah but thats also kinda like saying "its ok to be white"

[rlyehtaxidermist]

the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch

[rlyehtaxidermist]

manually decapitalising any brand names that i need to type into my phone

[rlyehtaxidermist]

chat i have dropped my meal into the wondrous item "flask of dissolve flesh" should i cook it anyway

who invented the pretzel and how. like was there just a vat of lye off to the side of a baker's table one day

[rlyehtaxidermist]

who invented the pretzel and how. like was there just a vat of lye off to the side of a baker's table one day

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"hm i was shrikeposting and soyoposting but what was the bird i assigned soyo in my sleep deprived / galah enriched rant about avemygo birdsonas"

i am right about everything all the time forever (* terms and conditions apply)

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this is soyorin if you understand.

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Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ (1986)

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Your worldbuilding is your worldbuilding, but if you want your worldbuilding to be credible, you can't have everybody be a catgirl and also have the Catgirl as a cultural object be a thing that exists in your setting. There needs to be a frame of reference. When everyone is a catgirl, no one is.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

every residential street should have sidewalks on at least one side. i don't fucking care about your lawns i do not want to play touhou with your children as the bullets every time i drive near a school

[rlyehtaxidermist]

Try one more time, a hundred times, All I remember is your face

[rlyehtaxidermist]

at some point my mobile carrier changed their account system from using email address and password to phone number and password, and there's no way to import your previous account - the only way to set it up is to have a phone on the network. unfortunately, this means the only way for me to order a replacement SIM card is to have a working SIM card.

they have a support desk, but wouldn't you know it, it's a phone number

[rlyehtaxidermist]

dealing Acid damage inflicts a stack of the Conjugate Acid debuff, which increases resistance to further Acid damage but adds significant vulnerability to Base damage

[rlyehtaxidermist]

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.