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aa fans love to complain about how much this or that case sucks, often citing it "being too long" or "dragging on" and don't get me wrong,  i can be frustrated by things moving at a snail's pace, but i don't think i've ever gotten to the end of a case and thought "ugh i hated that." especially not because "it was too long." the moment-to-moment gameplay and writing are almost always enjoyable and snappy.

as much as i dont care for soj as a whole, i still had fun with the game, because ace attorney is a fun game series that makes me laugh and feel big feelings i have fun with the mechanics.

sometimes i wonder if ace attorney fans actually like playing the games or if they would prefer reading an in-depth summary.

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Part 5 plvpw doodles. goodbye luke....

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reblogged my hubbys art and said like one (1) good word thats enough of socialization for today im crawling back into a cave

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he doesn't underrstand mercy

the godred ending is. SOMETHING, to say the least.

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i cant find where to tag it as sensitive content but i think yall can handle a chest

jake my love <3

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rahhh!!! magma canvases with @buse4444ka!!!

the first one is LITERALLY my first time drawing these fucks and it makes me extremely happy to know i did those WITH the person who forced me into the games- i mean, kindly showed 'em to me for 14 hours per day every day for a week!

guys tell me if the wuality sucks, ill post closeups

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random aubergine man doodles i made when trying a brush out

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so i decided to make a word count of the ace attorney series because i'm a nerd and i love stats, and i wrote down some stuff i found out from it here. the word counts include all optional and penalty dialogue, so they're higher than in an actual playthrough. the numbers may not be entirely accurate, but they should be close to the actual number. all numbers except the entire series count is rounded to the nearest thousand

the entire series comes to about 3.1 million words

aa4 is the shortest game at 214k words, while aa6 is the longest at 371k

despite having less cases, aai2 (333k) and tgaa2 (337k) are both longer than aa5 (322k)

6-5 is the longest case at 118k words, and 1-1 is the shortest case at 6k words

tgaa2 has the highest mean number of words per case at 67k, while aa1 has the lowest mean at 45k (excluding plvspw, where the mean is 19k)

the mean number of words per case across the canon games is 57k

the mean number of words in a tutorial case is 24k, and 87k for a finale case (excluding 1-5 and plvspw)

the longest non-finale case, and the only one to be over 100k words, is dgs2-3 at 101k words. it is the fifth longest case overall

the five cases to be over 100k words are dgs2-3 as stated above, i1-5 at 103k, dgs1-5 and 3-5 at 110k (3-5 is just slightly longer), and 6-5

the longest tutorial case is i2-1 at 40k, and the shortest finale case is 1-4 at 51k, followed by 5-5 at 56k

the last three chapters of plvspw that make up the final trial adds up to 99k words, which is 4k longer than rfta

the shortest case with a separate trial and investigation segment is 1-2 at 31k words

the games in which the finale case isn't the longest case are aa1 (if you don't consider 1-5 to be a finale case), aa5, and tgaa2

i2-3 is shorter than i2-2 by about a thousand words. idk but this was very surprising for me

phoenix is the franchise's biggest yapper at 460k words, second place is edgeworth at 318k, third place is ryunosuke at 196k. apollo and the main judge are the only others to have more than 100k words (162k and 114k respectively)

buddy faith and hilda hertz have the lowest amount of words at exactly 1 each (according to my date anyway). go girl give us nothing

the award for the most amount of words by one person in one game goes to edgeworth in both investigations games (130k in aai2 and 126k in aai1)

45 characters have over 10k words across the entire series (take this with a pinch of salt because dialogue with the ??? tag wasn't counted)

the biggest gap in first and second place for number of words by character is in aai1, where edgeworth has 104k more words than franziska (22k)

the smallest gap is in aa5, where phoenix has 20k more words than athena (50k)

excluding the dlc case, apollo has more words than phoenix in aa6. what can i say he finally got that plot relevance

excluding the investigation games, aa1 and aa2 are the only games where the judge has more words than the assistant. this is probably because maya keeps getting arrested for murder

eustace only has 8k words, which is pretty embarrassing. if you're a major character with less than 10k words what are you doing

phoenix has 21k more words than layton in plvspw (52k compared to 32k when rounded), probably because the trial segments take forever, and iirc layton doesn't have internal dialogue. luke has more words than maya though (20k and 17k)

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I swear if people get mad at Diego for calling Mia kitten one more fucking time……..

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the wrong way that feels too right

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When are you gonna get back to telegram? Some cowboy misses you dearly 😭

this meme literally

but on the topic -- pretty soon. im feeling a bit more confident about coming back from rest just waiting for some finishing touches on one Art Thing TM im a part of for now (cause otherwise i dont see any pros in me being on tg at this moment)

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AITA: I killed my ex’s mom

I (33m) dated my ex (dead, f) before she was killed by the CEO of an information-gathering company while I was in a coma due to being poisoned. the woman who poisoned me got executed and I got better. my ex is part of a powerful spirit medium community and her aunt gave my ex’s cousin (9f) instructions on how to kill my ex’s sister (19f) but my ex’s mom intervened and channeled the spirit of the woman who poisoned me instead, so I stabbed her as revenge. now everyone in the courtroom, including my ex’s ghost, is mad at me but she literally looked like the woman who killed me and stopped me from being able to protect my ex??? so AITA??

edit 1: I woke up because I smelled coffee

edit 2: no, my ex didn’t ask me to do this

edit 3: STOP ASKINT ME ABOUT THE DL-6 INCODENT

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Because I'm sick and tired of people assuming Vocaloid/CeVIO/SynthV "AI" is generative AI just because it has the word "AI" in it: a quick and easy explanation on what vocalsynth "AI" is and why you need to stop freaking out.

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I’m tired of pretending the funniest line in the series wasn’t said by manfred von karma

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i really don't think we give godot enough shit for this line

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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"what if the real XYZ was the friends we made along the way" has become one of my default responces when i dont know how to respond, and honestly its one of my favorites