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other people’s ghosts

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Super non-chalant caption, I am so chill about posting this comic that took me ages.

Anyway I am so proud of how this came out- definite skill upgrade. Also I love making comics!!!

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could we talk about how Maddie became the Dispatch's favorite? Josh is her trainer but becomes her bestie within 2 episodes. Sue trusts her and adores her even when Maddie is still learning. Linda plays pranks on Josh with her. even Gloria feels embarrassed and grateful after their entire mess is over and Maddie stays on the line during Gloria's accident. Athena comes to Maddie any time she needs an ally at Dispatch. Hen comes to Maddie when she needs help with detecting the cruise ship. Maddie sends out the first warning through Chim when Dispatch is taken hostage. Sue trusts her to take charge with coordinating during the tsunami. May talks to Maddie when she first wants to join Dispatch. from thinking she was just passing through LA and she couldn't settle down or work as a nurse to becoming a pillar of Dispatch who has saved herself and others as many times as it takes. what a journey, truly.

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Motivational quotes

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i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.

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you’re reading thirst tweets. bobby is being held hostage by the US military while they run unethical experiments on his rat diseased body. and you’re reading thirst tweets on buzzfeed.

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really enjoy buck (tallest leggiest guy around) standing watchfully over athena's shoulder. she is so small. and yet she is infinitely more intimidating. it is take-your-husband's-adult-son-to-work day. they are causing Problems for anyone who tries to tell them what to do. excellent dynamic 10/10

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Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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Everybody knows that the two worst US states are New Jersey and Florida. Gotham City is in New Jersey because it is the worst city ever and therefore should be in the worst state. But imagine if Gotham was in Florida (no specific region of florida. just florida)

What I think would happen if Gotham was in Florida

Bruce HATES hurricane season. He’s busy trying to save people he doesnt have time to stop people from shooting at the storm. Jason, however, loves it.

It’s a common conspiracy theory that the Joker is actually Ron DeSantis

Everybody lowkey loves Mr Freeze. It’s 104 degrees out Batman please stop punching the hawaiian ice guy

Mad Hatter took over the Teacup Ride at Disney World for about twenty minutes before getting attacked by several impatient kids and quite a few adults. Batman stepped in before they out him a coma

Everyone thinks that Gotham is the sunshine state’s emo child who keeps insisting that it’s “not a phase, mom!!” (so far it actually has not been a phase)

Killer Croc keeps getting in turf wars with the gators. Croc isnt even a crocodile he’s a man with a skin condition who think it’s embarrassing to lose to literal alligators 3 times in a row.

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Still thinking on the gentleman thief Jason idea, so I was inspired to make a fake comic cover for this what if scenario.

Look it that lil scamp smilin', so cute!