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Mishaps in Wonderland

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Alice accused Fox, "You Love Rabbit!"

Fox replied, "There is no rabbit here, Alice!"

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Alice demanded Fox to, "Take me to where you hid the Rabbit's borrow!"

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Alice thought Fox would just take her to the Rabbit's den...

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Alice thought they would all have a psychedelic party.

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Alice thought that she surely would leave Fox prisoner to Rabbit, but...

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Fox had other plans for Alice.

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The Red Queen put a price on Alice that Fox couldn't refuse, and Fox turned Alice out.

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But Alice came packing her Mystical Vaporal Sword that hits 2-3 times per swing, nod twice and wided eyed and smile. Alice screamed, "I am a free Bitch!" And went to work.

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Alice did not stop there... She struck down the King, all their children and when the Imperial Guard stepped out of the shadows of the courtyard, and the White Rabbit jumped in to assist Alice.

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After Alice struck down the High Imperial Guard, the other Guards bum rushed Alice, and the Rabbit ran off saying that, "My Lady, I am late! Very important date."

Alice replied, "Oh Bothersome!" The battle with the guards was so epic AI refused to make art for it. She defeated all the guards, "Such demonic creations."

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Alice thought to her self, "Living like I were ten feet tall."

So she ate the pill that brought her back down to size, walked further down the path, when the carebears approached her, "Asking where is the Red Queen?" Another Carebear exclaimed, "Her blood screams at us!" And Alice all innocent and sweet...

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...Lied straight threw her teeth, "oh no! I do not know!"

And the carebears asserted, "You're name is Alice, we think you know!"

Alice thought to herself, "They know! They are truthy truth tellers! They know and must die! How dare they try to love me to death with their tolerance and compassion!"

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Much like younglings, the the Vaporal Sword cut down the carebears like Darth Vader. And Alice prayed, "God Bless the Dead."

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Meanwhile, the White Rabbit assumed the throne, and addressed Wonderland, "Peruvian Marching Powder, Flaka and China White will be legal! We'll be loaded like a freight train! Crime is the new legal! Legal is the new illegal!"

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Right then the Jabberwocky crashed Rabbit's Party! Finding his beloved Queen dead, the jabberwocky screamed a screech that would wake the dead and the Red Queen returned to life. The white rabbit quickly ducked out stealing the crown.

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The Red Queen sat on the throne, counted her losses, and began to think about revenge on Alice. She posted rewards for Alice dead or alive and her accomplice the White Rabbit. No one could find Alice, but Fox found Rabbit.