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???

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incredible

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bro what happened to my cookie

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I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

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Hannibal is probably in first, but Dungeon Meshi is following close behind in the "media that most caused people to draw erotic cannibalism" contest

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OP must have enjoyed a sumptuous banquet of roasted pheasant, buttered turnips, creamy mushroom soup, braised hare, warm crusty bread, plum tarts, and fine red wine before they wrote this post 🤣

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"LAIOS you need to legitimize melini's young sovereignty with a biological heir!!!" fics are so funny from Kabru's pov because. labru ship or not his nosy ass is getting himself so unnecessarily involved in that man's love life

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I know they had to cut some stuff when making the anime, but I really wish they had included this

what does this even mean? do they think all tallmen have small ears? is this just the first time they paid attention to it or is it just laios? would marcille love falins small ears? much to think about

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Kabru : I can't conquer the dungeon.

Kabru : So I'll do the next best thing.

Kabru : Sleep with the one person that can.

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The Touden siblings from Dungeon Meshi have been gingerified! They are now strawberry blonde!

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Laios definitely thought about wanting to check out Lycion's dick.

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Corpse retriever's POV

I'm sorry but I just found this funny.

Um, yeah, he knew. That's why he killed them.

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hooogh. aooogh