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when i tell you he’s the most gorgeous boy ever i truly mean it 🤭

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Carraville is like. What if you and I were the opposite sides of the same coin, what if we understood and challenged and completed each another, and we could have found one another much sooner, (how far is Liverpool to Manchester when you think about it?) played together on the same pitch like brothers, and more, under the same floodlights with the wind and a never ending song of a sea of red and white in the stands in our ears, when we were younger and unbruised, and that fire in your gut that I'm in awe of every day means we never could have.

And isn't it beautiful in its own way, the long road we took to one another? That you were there for me when I hung up my boots and the ground was still so very shaky under my feet, showing me the ropes in a television studio? Isn't it beautiful too how we had to build this thing between us from the ground up, casting aside a history of differing shades of red? The world starts and ends in a football pitch when you play and the after, the retirement you know is coming, and even long for sometimes, is a dark unknown netherworld. Isn't it beautiful that in it, I found you? I love you. And I could never look you in the eye and say those three words to you with the gravity they deserve, but do i need to? Tell you? When every quip we make when the cameras are rolling - and when they aren't - every hand i put on your arm, every football argument and late night drink and early morning workout, every smile tells you the same without words, over and over and over again? I found you too late. I found you exactly when I needed to. Isn't it a strange and bewildering thing, how unlikely and fierce and beautiful that is?

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i hear it’s time for fedeball…… :3

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Rest in peace Val Kilmer (1959 - 2025) 💔

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chenford + applicable quotes/lyrics (5/?) (insp.)

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Galadriel: Celebrimbor, are you high?

Celebrimbor: Am I wha?

Galadriel: High.

Celebrimbor: ... Hi! :D

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See one of my favorite Rivendell headcanons is that even though it's a wonderful, peaceful sanctuary, pretty much everyone there could be incredibly dangerous if they wanted to be. Like, let's think about who lives in that valley.

Elrond Peredhel, resident healer and eldritch crime against nature, self-explanatory

Glorfindel, slayer of balrogs, self-explanatory

Erestor, probably Feanorian, definitely dangerous

Old Feanorian diehards, all of whom are probably looking for an excuse to commit morally justified violence

Old Gondolindrim/Iathrim, who, despite what they might tell you, are exactly as dangerous as the Feanorians

Garthaglir the Library Orc, who absolutely remembers how to use the giant battleaxe he keeps behind his desk

A strange, shadowy figure roaming the valley who I'm *sure* isn't Maglor Feanorian, but who is nonetheless a terrifying singer

Elladan and Elrohir, who have spent the last several centuries becoming nightmare fuel for Sauron's forces

Arwen, eldritch, bites

Bilbo Baggins, not to be underestimated, can defeat a grown man with nothing more than his scathingly polite commentary

Dunedain visitors, vaguely feral, highly trained

Aragorn, very feral, highly trained

Lindir, not actually dangerous, but if you upset him you are going to have problems with everyone else on this list

I actually really like the idea that a lot of the people who live in Rivendell are inherently kind of dangerous, because it means that they're actively choosing peace and kindness for themselves and I love that.

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Twin Brother AU! - Celebrimbor & Louis Oakley** (Charles Edwards)

The brothers inherited their uncle's winery and now they have to take care of it 🍷🍷 inspired by a 🦋TROPsky convo with @themerryuniverse.bsky.social and @alexnortoakley.bsky.social 🤣❤️

**Louis Oakley is Charles Edwards' character from 'Under The Vines'

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hide and seek

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liverpool if i speak…… IF I SPEAK….

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Throwback Thursday: 3 minutes and 37 seconds of Charles Edwards being a big dork in Much Ado About Nothing (2011)

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money cannot buy happiness. true. only mo salah life time contract can. hope this helps.

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january / november

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slotter top 10 bald people oat

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alisson just stopped mid grilling his meat he felt something shifted

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beating Brighton is not for everyone i guess….