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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
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if youre not in school anymore and are looking for ways to get out of the house more go to the nearest "hip" coffee shop you can that has a bulletin board with flyers on it for local events and attend any and all the ones youre able to ESPECIALLY if they're free. this is the only actionable advice that has worked for me
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i didnt have an image ready so that's why that's just text. but fucking love [x] canadensis gotta be one of my favorite genders
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uuuhgg
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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency
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Painted over by the state government in the middle of the night.
Republican governance, both bigoted and cowardly about it.
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Many birds are capable of mimicking speech, but some sea birds are capable of making original statements. The most wise bird is course the Sternula sententia or “Tern of Phrase.”
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Yet Another Random Ask Game
Can you whistle?
How long have you known your best friend?
Favourite flower?
Have you seen the last person you texted naked?
Can you speak piglatin?
Banana bread, with or without walnuts?
Are you currently wearing anything blue?
Have you ever been in an ambulance?
Is your belly button an innie; outie or inbetweenie?
Green grapes or red grapes?
How's the weather where you are?
Can you play an instrument?
Guilty pleasure song?
What was the last thing you ate?
What is your zodiac sign?
Top 3 pizza toppings. Cheese doesn't count.
How long have you been on Tumblr.com?
What's something you've only ever done once and hated every minute of it?
Are you right handed or left handed or ambidextrous?
Have you been outside yet today?
Do you talk to yourself?
Are your nails painted right now?
Favourite condiment?
Do you have vivid dreams?
Are you vegetarian or vegan?
Favourite colour of the rainbow?
Have you been to your nation's capital?
What was the last thing you looked for online?
How many languages do you speak fluently?
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Do you have a job?
Are you blocked by anyone to your knowledge?
Have you had a post break containment?
How many continents have you been to?
What was the last thing you bought online?
Favourite potato chip flavour?
Do you have a lucky number?
Have you drank water today?
Top 5 desserts.
Have you been a part of a bridal party?
Do you have tattoos?
How many pillows do you sleep with?
Are you superstitious?
Do you like yogurt?
How many meals have you had today?
Have you ever seen snow?
Top 5 comfort movies?
Have you ever met any celebrities?
Are you wearing socks right now?
What was the last animal you touched?
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my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing
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smeemo birthday in LESS than TWELVE HOURS
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get got nerd


the angy,,,
Eurasian Nightjar, photographed by Valia Pavlou (Source)
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Instead of working on an extremely important scholarship project, I spent the majority of last week needle felting a life-sized American Woodcock.
His name is Tim. Tim B. Doodle!
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i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn
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