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I hope you think of me fondly and then you hear a banging on the barricade and you see a nazi zombie and it starts pulling at the wooden boards and you have to shoot it and other zombies before they kill you and your three teammates and you can unlock new items and areas nearby by killing zombies fot points and theres even some fun powerups and hidden secrets to find

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Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

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lets overthrow mama

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i do think people who say they hate poetry are just wrong and stupid and also i hate them

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i reread some Byron today and nearly cried lmfao I hate myself

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I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

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Kongming finds an unlikely ally

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embracing my inner tenure and just rambling at those kids