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if you say you wanna fuck a transformer but you're only talking about their root mode and not their alt mode, that's fake fan shit /lh
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Actual 100% real audio recording of Tarn getting railed by Overlord.
(Best experienced with headphones.)
Bet you didn't know Tarn was a soprano, huh? :P
#i am not proud of the amount of time i spent on this#transformers#idw#tarn#overlord#overtarn#valveplug#audio#rsr.txt
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Plagued by TF One Shocklita thoughts... When they somehow stumble into berth Shockwave the freak that he is asks Elita to be mean to him, and wouldn't you know it, she is absolutely up to the challenge and doms the shit out of him.
Like bro really looked at the bright pink authoritarian control freak who jumped up to punch him into next week because he wouldn't stfu and went "that's the one. Soundwave play the wedding march"
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Firefox is a gateway drug to realizing you can do whatever you want with computers. It starts with getting adblock and then you start thinking about what else is possible
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I think... this is inherently homoerotic
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holding a magnet to your crt girlfriend's face for just a moment so you can watch her emotions and personality all coalesce and dissolve around the pretty little spot of void you've made in her
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not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.
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The feminine urge to drown in Decepticon pussy.
#shockwave and blackarachnia should take turns sitting on my face. that would fix me i think.#transformers#valveplug#text#rsr.txt
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okay objectums come get your food (from: Australian Personal Computer February 1982)
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Routine maintenance can be pretty, self indulgent sometimes
This took so long and has no shading but I didn't wanna hold myself hostage to perfection. Hope y'all like it since y'all liked my previous horny robot art so much!!
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