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@vindictes​

“I heard you don’t like our motto!” 

“I assure you it does a fantastic job of striking fear into the hearts of our adversaries!”

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//i think my biggest struggle with this blog is that i legitimately just don’t know what to do with this muse

i have infinite respect for the people out there who flesh out these wild little anime characters but in my mind she is just so cartoony that i almost don’t want to deepen things???

and either what kinds of threads could I even do here. I genuinely have no idea what to do with her

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“There’s never any reason to argue! You’re the one who insists on stealing some of my spotlight!”

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“Luckily I’ve never been anything but gracious and kind!”

          ❝      I  want  you  to  remember  those  words  the  next  time  we  argue  over  who  gets  credit  for  stealing  Pikachu.      ❞

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Jessie is gaslight gatekeep girlboss all in one

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//I really should actually read my about and rules on this blog before i follow people shit

dont read those pages djkkssdk theyre probably incredibly outdated

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“Luckily I’ve never been anything but gracious and kind!”

          ❝      So,    effective  immediately,    I  demand  everyone  who’s  ever  wronged  me  to  get  on  their  knees  and  apologize  to  me.      ❞

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//can i just live on lysblog but pop up on this blog every few months. is that allowed

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//what if i just... yknow...

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//anyway what if i actually. used this blog.. ever

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Modern Team Rocket AU where Meowth is learning to speak?

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//Dropping in to say this made me cackle. On point.

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fighting sentences .

“ you have to get out of here — now! ”

“ leave it to me, i got this ! ”

“ you can’t do this on your own! ”

“ stay behind me! ”

“ we have to keep pushing on! ”

“ it’s too late to turn back now. ”

“ where are we supposed to hit!? ”

“ it’s too strong! ”

“ i can’t do this alone! ”

“ i’m going to lure it away, attack when you have a chance! ”

“ we can’t give up now. ”

“ fucking help me! ”

“ are you going to cry or fight!? ”

“ you’re so weak. ”

“ is this all you can do!? ”

“ i see you’ve come out to play ~ ”

“ come out, come out ~ wherever you are! ”

“ it’s just you and me now. ”

“ you’re coughing blood! ”

“ you have to stop — at this rate you’ll — ”

“ i’m not gonna die! i can’t die. not now. ”

“ i was made to do this. ”

“ my weaponry is down! i can’t do anything! ”

“ i … i need help — ”

“ take my hand! ”

“ out of ammo! i need backup ! ”

“ we can’t just go in blind! ”

“ this is how i lead. ”

“ if you can’t walk the distance, then get the fuck out of here. ”

“ we are required to do sacrifices. it’s what we do. ”

“ you won’t be the same when you come home. ”

“ people are dying out there — and you are planning to do nothing? ”

“ i can’t fight alongside you. not when you’re like this. ”

“ you are going too far. ”

“ i’ll give it my best. ”

“ i’ll distract them. run — run and don’t look back. ”

“ trust me, ( name ). ”

“ why can’t you just stay down!? ”

“ learn your fucking place! ”

“ we need a leader, ( name )! ”

“ nobody WANTS to die, ( name ). but what choice do we have!? ”

“ if you can’t do it — then i’ll do it. ”

“ leave it to me. ”

“ don’t follow me! ”

“ war changed me. ”

“ if i don’t make it back… ”

“ … you have to make it back. you just have to. ”

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Jessie narrows her eyes suspiciously. She considers herself an utter queen of villainy, and to be told that she is bad at what she considers one of her most important skills is an outrage! Sure she frequently makes mistakes, but she gets right back up every time! And that is the mark of a true villain, no? Never giving up!

But if this guy says he's skilled, Jessie realizes she might not want to anger him. In fact, he might actually be useful-- not as a teacher of course, Jessie doesn't need any help! But as a... compatriate of sorts. Someone to make things a little easier.

The Rocket moves her hands from across her chest to plant firmly on her hips, still an authoritative stance but one less closed off.

"What are your qualifications? I do important work, you know! I don't want somebody around who's just gonna mess up or slack off!"

@orresnatcher from x

"Excuse you!! Call me a toddler again and I'll show you what destruction a woman can do!

She stops, opening one eye to look down at the guy. Jessie is annoyed by him at the moment, but it's an interesting invitation, to have another partner in crime.

"I don't think you understand who you're talking to, twerp. Why should I trust you?!"

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"Why the fuck yer wearin' THAT?"

Jessie whirls around to face her, immediately visibly fuming.

"WHAT did you just say to me?!"

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[stxrmcatcher] "can you like. Stop showing up in front of my apartment with your balloon? Please? I'm kinda busy, so"

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Jessie crosses her arms defiantly.

"And why would you think that whatever you're busy with is more important than my work?!"

"Don't think you're so special just because the glorious Team Rocket uses your lawn as a hideout! Who are you anyway?"

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//I really really want more relationships and plots and such on this blog..h

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@geobadge from x

"Uwaa??!!" Jessie yelps, scuttling backwards. "N-no, Boss! I was j-just, uh, tying my shoe!"

Her shoes don't have laces.