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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!
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you just never quite know what you'll get when you open my inbox
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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa
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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother
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