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Things I Heard at a Party Roleplay Prompts

"I will be your plate."

"I love this song! Let's harmonize!"

"Just keep smacking them until they work right!"

"I don't really dance."

"F**k, it's raining! Save the food!"

"This is my aesthetic."

"Talking to people is hard."

"Does that count as polyamory?"

"What does 'fancy-ish' even mean?"

"What are those?"

"Damn, this food smells really good."

"S**t, what's your name?"

"Oh c**p, is that my ex?"

"You look gorgeous! I'd totally do you!"

"I want to drink the guacamole."

"How about instead of socializing awkwardly, we eat food?"

"Wow, you kind of look like a waiter!"

"Happy birthday, b***h!"

"Nobody's as creepy as ___"

"Wow, they're the gayest straight people ever."

"F**king join [club] man!"

"So... ____ is totally crazy, amirite?"

"Ugh, people."

"If I admit that my mainstream music sucks, will you play your music?"

"Um, I don't really know anyone."

"Yo, b***h, how you been? I only saw you like an hour ago."

"I got here first, the guacamole is mine!"

"No, _____ has been here for an hour, that b***h."

"I wish you all the happy pants."

"All you gotta do is grab their ass."

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[[ Sorry for the lateness of replies! I’ve been getting used to the new university year - which also happens to be my fourth and final year (aka Dissertation and Terror Year). 

I’ll get to replies shortly, I promise. Probably tomorrow morning. I think I have everything drafted... 

But yes! I’ve not forgotten about any of you, I’ve just been rather distracted. ]]

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Send ❤ for a non-specific kiss...

Or select one (or more!) from the following. Feel free to combine them!

☺ - for a happy kiss ♦ - for a platonic kiss ☹ - for an angsty kiss ☠ - for an angry kiss ✧ - for a kiss on the hand ☆ - for a kiss on the neck ✗ - for a drunken kiss

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     “I don’t reckon I ever knew what normal was,”       she replied, giving a small smile. “Though that       sounds nice. Y’know, that plan sounds good.        You think you’d have been satisfied with that?”

What a question to ask though. Gwen didn’t know his story (though she now knew what hadn’t happened to him, and uh, die in 1987? Just how old was he? Best not to ask.

     “Things never work out how they were ‘supposed’        to, right? But that doesn’t mean we can’t, you can’t        have normal.... Ah, but like I know what normal is        anyways. And some things you just can’t have.”

Grinning over at him, she watching him with some amusement as he continued. The blonde shrugged, then gave a tiny little nod. He was right. Reading the press was never good. But still sometimes the urge was too strong!

     “I realise that now. The papers just kinda stink. Meh.       And y’know, the saying I head was ‘curiosity killed       the cat, but satisfaction brought the beast back~’

Even with the mask, her smirk had to have been obvious by this point.

     “I’ll try not to read any more of the press. Unless I        start to hear good things.”

maybe it was a little brief to say that all bad guys were indistinguishable. some were. running around in huge horns waving a pointy stick and shouting “kneel” usually meant two things; not friendly, not good. he shrugged and looked over at her.

              “i miss normal,” he murmured.                “properly miss it, i was supposed to               have a normal life. go to school,               get good grades, work with steve,               go home, find a dame, marry, have kids,               die in 1987 because of high cholesterol.               but like the old wise men of our time say,               you can’t always get what you want.”

glad his his hair was out of the way he looked out with her towards the city that was his home. not one part of him felt at peace here though and he longed for something simpler.

              “blue and red were ne’er my color e’ther.”               he shrugged before glancing over. “they               still put me in the fuckn’ thing as if to say               that i was no longer my own man.” he smirked               glancing at her uniform and shaking his head.                “curiosity killed the cat, but kept the rat on its toes.”               he told her. “and trust me, reading the press is               never good. just never good.”

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“I’m not wearing that for Halloween,” Gwen stated, glancing over at MJ with a grin as she took in the rather revealing outfit. “As wonderful as it is, the only person getting to see skin in those places on me is… me. Put it down. I’m going as, God, I dunno, an Eskimo all wrapped up. Maybe get one of those big huge costumes that covers someone completely.”

“That’s stupid Gwen. It’s Halloween. It’s come as you aren’t night, meaning you can’t just go plain and boring,” Mary-Jane replied, trying not to smirk as she put the costume down.

"Plain and boring. Seriously? That’s how I come across?” She gaped, mock hurt at the words before laughing brightly. “Look, MJ, I gotta run - just as I told you, what, ten minutes ago? You find something you’re going to wear and let me know. I’ll come up with somehting eventually. It’s not like the party is tomorrow or anything. There is plenty of time for it.” Picking up her bag, she swung the strap over her head and settled it comfortable on her shoulder.

“Off you go before your boring ideas infect me, Blondie. Hey, there’s a plan, goes as Debbie - you’d just need to find the rest of the gang.”

"I’m going now, just keep talking to yourself,” she replied, waving as she left the store and her friend to her own devices. Dear God, Halloween was completely taking over things. Including her mind. 

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"What did you just call me?"

Send me “What did you just call me?” and I will generate a number from 1-40 for what my muse will have called yours.

16. Honey

“I called you Honey,” she replied, trying to keep a straight face, and not laugh. It was tough though. It was surprisingly hard to tease him and keep from sounding too amused - she was pretty good at teasing other people. “I’m sorry, do you think that doesn’t suit you? How about honeybunch? Or perhaps I should stay away from honey altogether.. Hm.”

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“I don’t have to, but I rather enjoy seeing you startled,” the blonde replied, an amused and easy grin settling on her features. It was always nice to bump into an old friend (or any friend really, Gwen had surprisingly few of them these days). “I like seeing you jump and that surprised face is just so cute.” Teasing Elizabeth could just be rather easy, she reacted to everything. 

“What? You make it sound like I never come to see you without needing anything! And alright, so maybe there’s this villain I’m tryin’ to track but-- That’s not a big deal. I have other sources I can use there. Today, it’s just about quality friend time.” And later on, she’d bring the case up again. Elizabeth’s talents were incredible, and this villain could end up extremely dangerous. If there was a chance Elizabeth could help then Gwen had to ask.... Even if she didn’t particularly want her friend to get involved. 

“A coffee it is, I know this great cafe nearby.” She smiled over at her friend, beginning to walk along. “It has great cakes as well, which are just sublime~ My dear, Elizabeth, we shall have fun and just relax today. Believe me, I need a day to have fun. ...You kinda look like you do too.”

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     “Woah! Wait a second, what are you doing?”

The brunette faltered for a second, her arms windmilling before she went down, heavily. “Crap,” she muttered, closing her eyes as a slight flush of embarrassment appeared on her cheeks. Elizabeth stayed down for a moment before standing up and all but glaring over at the young woman before her. “Every time, Gwen. Every time! Do you always have to just drop down out of no where like that? I’m all for surprises, but this just–” 

She rolled her eyes, before holding out a hand so Gwen could help her up. Finally back on her feet, the young woman dusted herself off and looked about for a second. “You aren’t in your suit. I take it nothing out of the ordinary is happening today? So, what? You just thought you’d swing by to say hello?” It had been some time since the mutant had last seen her friend, so Elizabeth didn’t mind. But prior warning would always be appreciated, and the last few times they’d ran into each other it was because Gwen needed some help. 

“I’m always happy to see you, but if this is some kinda job… I’m going to need coffee before we go any further.”

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      “Oh, it’s definitely a thing.        I once got the word-- Nevermind.        So doesn’t matter. But let me just        say I’m so glad I won’t be getting        that Christmas present.”

                                                  “They have those?! Aw, sweet!                                                   Now I know what Wolvie’s                                                   Christmas present’s gonna be!”

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“Gifted is one way of putting it...” There were other words she could use, but keeping positive seemed like a good idea. “Ah, I don’t mind. Well, I mean, secret identity and all but since Coulson let you know... I have spider abilities. Which doesn’t sound all that cool - uh, how about I’m Spider-Woman? And can shoot webs and wall crawl?”

“So Coulson says you’re gifted, if you don’t mind me asking what’s your gift?”

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“Don’t look so surprised about me being on time. I’ve been late to meet you… what, once? You’re going to make me feel bad looking like that.” Gwen glanced down, giving a soft smile. She knew that her job - okay, so she didn’t get paid or anything like that but it was still a job, a mission - was important and took up a lot of her time. And it called her away at all times of the day, so being late was an occupational hazard. But the blonde tried so hard to make sure she showed up to everything asked of her.

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Walking down the street, phone pressed to her ear, Gwen easily navigated the crowds despite going against the flow of traffic. Peter’s words brought a frown to her features - him monitoring everything going on was something she’d have to bring up again, but the main thing right now was Morlun and these Amazing Avengers. Gwen was certain she was a) not amazing, and b) not Avengers material.

But it was tempting.

She wasn’t sure how great she’d be in a group like that, even if working in a group before had seemed to go quite well. “Amazing Avengers, huh? Catchy name. Will we get merchandise? A slogan? Are we just sticking with that whole ‘Avengers Assemble’ line or do we get our own one/” she babbled, letting her mind bable on whilst she thought. 

“It sounds... interesting. And you know I’m always happy to help. What would you and your misfits be without me right? But, uh, who else is gonna be in this little team...?”

Peter began to pace around his room as he let out a sigh of relief and said, “Gwen! It’s good to hear from you. Listen, I’ve been recently keeping track of the multiverse with the brand new spider-tracers that I made in my own company. And it looks like Morlun might be up to no good again, because it looks like he’s gathering his own merry band of misfits again, except it’s whole different cast this time. So, I’m putting my own team of Avengers called the Amazing Avengers, so I was hoping that you’d join us.” He then scratched his head as he added,

“I’m sorry that I’m dragging you down to this mess again, but I really need your help for this…I mean, it’s not like I’m calling up random Spider-People for this team, y’know?”

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“Do you - do you think this has been easy on me? Do you have any idea how hard it was? The sacrifices, the decisions I had to make? But I made them. Because that’s what I do. I’m a survivor.”

agents of shield meme.

“I think a lot of things about you. Because I don’tknow what it is you’ve been through. I don’t knowwhat’s happened. Or the sacrifices that have been made,the decisions you’ve come to. I’m not you, so I’vehad to think about the parts of you I do know of and empathise with. So this isn’t a conclusion I justjumped to - I took an itty bitty step and there conclusionslay.”

     “Surviving isn’t the same as living.      Why make the sacrifices or the      decisions if they’re all going to be      foolish and childish? Live for others,     stop sacrificing parts of you for them.”

“And man, lighten up won’t ya?”

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“It means we’re the line between the world and the much weirder world. We protect people from news they aren’t ready to hear. And when we can’t do that, we keep them safe.”

“Well, you haven’t been near his arms.”

“Sorry, that corner was really dark, I couldn’t help myself. I think there’s a bulb out.”

“Well, the death of a common ally is a particulary team builder.”

“Under people skills she drew a… I think it’s a little poop, with knives sticking out of it.”

“So, are you excited to be coming on our journey into mystery?”

“Have you ever killed anyone?”

“But they were terrible people who were trying to murder nice people. And I didn’t feel good afterwards.” 

“I try to mask my pain in front of a beautiful woman, it makes me seem more masculine.”

“I’ve done a night jump into a drop zone under heavy fire sir. I can handle it.”

“There are dogs tracking us, and you bring a prosciutto sandwich.”

“We failed in our mission. We’re outnumbered, trapped, hoping not to get killed. Feels like the old days to me.”

“You got a chance to express all your feelings?”

“He’s having trouble speaking. I think I fractured his larynx.”

“You’ve got the rest of your life to wrestle with the question - who are you without him?” 

“Protection. One word. Sometimes, to protect one man against himself other times, to protect the planet against an alien invasion from another universe. It’s a broad job description.”

“His file say anything about him being homicidal?”

“This is my fault. Should have learned kung fu.”

“You looked very peaceful sleeping. Didn’t want to wake you, but I’m glad that you’re up.”

”Soon as I had the upper hand, I put two in the back of his head.”

“This would have been a piece of cake if you’d let us use these big boy guns.”

“At some point, you might have mentioned that backup was a lethal cyborg.”

“No, it didn’t work out because interspecies relationships are hard. I was a human. Whereas she was a demonic hell beast.”

“I was a fat baby.”

“Drop the accent. It makes you sound like a douche bag.”

“I’ve been in quarantine before, and I know it can drive you absolutely nuts.”

“I can’t argue someone to suicide.”

“I’ve read the HYDRA pamphlet. Didn’t your mother ever teach you, if you’re gonna talk, say something.”

”At least they haven’t killed us yet. But there are bodies out there.”

“Right now, I’m in a crack heads first, ask questions later frame of mind.”

“Did you never learn the thing where girl parts and boy parts are different and our parts are not penises?”

“I could have crossed off that drug Lord without getting my picture taken. Single shot, half a mile away.”

“You shouldn’t. Don’t trust anybody, ever, especially me.”

“Give me one reason not to blow your head off.”

“We all had our traumas, ________. Didn’t turn any of us into psychopaths.”

“I’m still happy I shot you.”

“You here to finish me off?”

”That’s funny. He doesn’t look crazy. I’m kidding. The guy’s a walking mug shot.”

“And I kind of hoped you weren’t the duplicitous lowlife you turned out to be, but here we are.”

“Do you - do you think this has been easy on me? Do you have any idea how hard it was? The sacrifices, the decisions I had to make? But I made them. Because that’s what I do. I’m a survivor.”

“I wanted it to be a person, some super-powered psychopath - someone I could hurt, someone I could… punish. That I could do. What I can’t do is protect you guys from stuff I can’t even see or understand.”

“You haven’t taught me how to hold up under torture yet.”

“No. It is my fault. I let you all hollow me out, control me.”

“You can’t reconcile all the ugly, horrible things you do with the hero you so desperately want to become.”

“I went through a… rough stretch. First pair of pants they gave me had a… a button on the back. They took that away. But you fold a piece of paper just right, it gets sharp. When they took that away, I started running at the walls.”

“They won’t show mercy. Neither can we.”

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|| Woops. First week back at university, so things got a little hectic. As far as I’m aware there are three posts in my drafts - though I reckon there might be another one somewhere in my activities I need to find ( I really need to get rpthreadtracker going). 

Since I love piling work onto myself, and need Gwen to interact more, feel free to like this or send some from my memes tag to get something started 

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I’m digging Spider-Gwen.

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“Excuse me, I just— I mean I ordered mine a while back and—”

Someone else skipped in front of the soft-spoken blonde causing her to bite down on her bottom lip and inch back to avoid being stepped on. God, if she wasn’t so exhausted from a late patrol she’d be kicking ass round about now. But nope. Gotta remain calm. And cool. It seemed like the cafe was in the middle of it’s rush hour or something - Gwen just couldn’t work out why so many people were in a rush for a coffee or… whatever it was they got at this time. But her order had either gotten mixed up or taken by someone else because it still wasn’t ready and people behind her were rushing in front and taking things already. Straightening up, she moved in closer to the counter again and questioned a little louder, “I’m sorry, but is my latte ready yet it’s just been—”

“Yeah, yeah, it’s over there. Probably still hot.” The barista waved their hand over to the other side of the counter where the to-go cup was and Gwen, thankful for her petite frame worked her way through the crowded cafe - why did they fill it with so many tables and chairs when it was so small? - and finally picked up her drink. For now she’d give the barista the benefit of the doubt and say it was the rush that had made him cranky.

She saved the first sip for when she managed to snake her way out, standing outside in the cool breeze. Chucking the lid into the trash the brunette took a drink, savouring the warmth before being bustled out of the way by someone either entering or leaving the cafe. “Sorry, I was standing in the way,” was her automatic reply - though no way was it entirely her fault, right? She wasn’t in front of the door, but off to the side. Some people…

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Hit On My Muse! [May Be NSFW]

"Would you sleep with a stranger?"

"You're a god/goddess..."

"I'm not wearing any underwear..."

"I'm completely naked under all these clothes."

"You're my fetish."

"Can I feel between those thighs of yours?"

"I wouldn't tell you to stop."

"You're so cute when you're flustered."

"I know you like me, don't deny it."

"You want it, don't you?"

"You've a beautiful name, wanna hear me moan it?"

"Nice ass..."

"God, you're just perfect."