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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao
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whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.
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Ivory spiked woodlice, Laureola sp., Armadillidae
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Cats by Léo Forest
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girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled political tragedy to bring you SPACE PIGEONS.
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dune part 2 really is one of those films where everyone is like "this is the best thing ever" and you're like "it can't possibly be" and then you watch it and spend 2 hours and 46 minutes understanding why paul atreides has a cult the size of a planet
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paul should have rocked up in this fit to the throne room feyds pussy would have popped so hard it would have killed him instantaneously

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jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda
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happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder
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