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Danny ric wip

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Puck Luck Fest 2025 — a hrpf magical realism prompt meme

fics are now live!! thank you so much to everyone who participated either by writing fic or submitting prompts or helping authors on behind the scenes. I can't wait to read what everyone's written! you can find all of the amazing works in the collection right here.

remember that authors are going to be revealed on monday august 25, so there's still a little more fun in store for everyone.

happy reading!!

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"I'm gonna be cheeky here, you've served me this cold [judges furiously] so, umm ... [giggles] ... it's not as enjoyable as it could be. [has a moment of realisation] To be fair, I did arrive late, so— [turns bright pink] —I won't put you too in the mud."

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Q: An Aussie? Why have you traveled here?

A: All of my sporting patriotism left my body on a hot Singapore night so i'm here rooting for Max Verstappen. | x

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02/10/16, Kuala Lumpur. Daniel Ricciardo and Max Verstappen embrace in parc ferme after finishing the F1 Malaysian Grand Prix 2016 in P1 and P2 respectively. Photos by Hazrin Yeob Men Shah & Clive Rose, edited. Inspo.

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dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

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Oscar Piastri (British GP - July 4, 2025) 📷 Mark Sutton

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thank god there's no chance of me meeting daniel bc if he looked like this near me we'd need a flood warning real quick 💦💦

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sorry i can’t talk right now i’m busy looking at images of a guy online

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Daniel Ricciardo playing padel with Scotty James, Oscar Piastri and George Russell in Monaco 22.06.2025

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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started a bit with my dear sister about the potential ramifications of the disney partnership and it ran so far away from me

Max avoids his driver’s room like the plague.

Money has been put down on him being assigned to be Elsa, and Daniel of course being Anna with the matching Scandinavian braids. At first Max didn’t mind so much, because Daniel would probably actually like a wintery costume very much, since he is always cold everywhere they go, but the idea of being pretend sisters with Daniel has him dragging his feet all the way through the paddock.

Anyways stalling like this gives him time to inspect the rest of the grid’s corporate-sponsored, frilly misery. George has already donned his Belle costume and is banging on Alex’s door with his yellow-gloved fists, because Alex is Jasmine apparently and they have not granted him the same regal modesty. Kimi and Ollie are convened outside of the Haas building and doing something to do with seeing if they can rip their sleeves just by flexing, but both of their princess dresses are too forgiving for it, or they’re too skinny and teenaged for it to work. Their hysterical laughs echo off of the aluminum walls of the motorhomes.

When he passes the Red Bull camp for the third time, he bites the bullet and throws open the door to his room, like the white Elsa braid is going to be flipping around like a snake and lunging at him.

It is not, and there is also no white Elsa braid, or any glittery blue fabric to be seen. All there is is red pants and a black headband with the circle ears on it. Great. He has to be Mickey, the ringleader of this whole twisted operation. Simply perfect.

He puts the ears on cautiously and then, before he can take the rest of his clothes off, a heeled foot stomps over the divider into his room.

“Yoo-hoo!” Daniel says, and then does a weird laugh. “Hello!”

Max’s responding hello gets stuck in his throat a little bit, because Daniel has been put in a polka-dot skirt with matching ears like Max’s, only there is a big bow stuck in-between them. Daniel does a silly little spin, then a curtsy.

“Mickey has a sister?” Max says, once his mouth has stopped being completely dry.

“Nah, actually, I think we’re married,” Daniel says, kicking a leg up to adjust his heel, which also has a bow on it. “Rat married. Also, like, the evil bosses of all of the princesses?”

“Rat married,” Max says, staring at the waves of Daniel’s leg hair being perfunctorily slicked down by the nylon he’s wearing. And then, because he’s still unsure of the Mickey canon beyond his personal vendetta: “are we actually evil?”

“He looked evil in that photo,” Daniel says, referring to a picture of Max with a person in a Mickey costume that had gone viral because of how Max had been caught looking very, very disturbed.

“Well he is of course evil,” Max says. “But the girl one—“

“I have a name,” Daniel says, affronted. “It’s Minnie.”

“Minnie is nice I think,” Max says quickly. His eyes keep getting stuck on the little scallops of white under the hem of Daniel’s skirt, the ones that had flared out when Daniel had done his twirl. He wants him to do it again, but he doesn’t think Daniel will, even if he asks. “Minnie isn’t—she is like, oh, it’s time to stop being evil now.”

“Like,” Daniel says, pitching his voice higher. “You’ve been scaring kids all day, time to come home.”

With the heels, Daniel is just taller than Max. And he knows when the cameras come, Daniel is going to take his big heavy coat and wrap it around the dress and probably also take the heels off, because it is silly in the bad way that makes Daniel so twitchy and awkward. But right now he is standing here, and they’re rat married. Max is staring. Daniel is staring back.

“Do you think,” Daniel says, and his voice is still a little stuck with Minnie’s, hovering between girly mouse and Aussie man. He kicks a leg back again, and then clomps it back down. “Minnie stays home, yeah, while Mickey goes and does his thing? Like a Santa and Mrs. Claus situation?”

Max doesn’t get why Santa is part of it, but he nods. Daniel nods too.

“Yeah. I think she does,” Daniel says. “Stay at home, I mean.”

“In the mouse hole,” Max says.

“In the clubhouse, wow, okay. Have you seriously never seen that? Mate, you have to get dressed. Goofy is waiting to escort you.”

“I don’t know what the fuck that means,” Max seethes, and starts unbuttoning his pants.

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I'm weak.

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Daniel plays "Stars in Reasonably Priced Cars" on Top Gear pre-season 2015

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you already answered this once (https://loganes.tumblr.com/post/783997663397937152/hi-do-u-have-any-fic-recs-i-loved-safe-bet-so) but i was wondering if you had any other fic recs?

well, sure!

one of your girls by @edmoil

i scratched, you won by @allthespoons

blush by @moondoggiestyle

woke up like this by @bigdogenergy

swan dive at sunrise by @valoaa

i got time, i can give you some by @bliksemflitsenblog

you are who you hang out with by @rockyteriyaki