rodentboyphall

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ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ⁿᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵍᵒd ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ

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i was bullied into drawing this

[rodentboyphall]

Sorry but if you don't actually watch Dan and Phil in 2025 you have no right to be speaking on the rpf issue. We know more than you <3

[rodentboyphall]

Oh Philip Michael Lester you are the funniest man alive and mean the absolute world to me

[rodentboyphall]

Comments liked and replied to by Dan and Phil on ‘Gays Against Humanity 2’

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shout out to this comment on an old amazingphil video

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this was supposed to be a glare btw

[rodentboyphall]

dan and phil never foresee us making things worse and it’s funny every time. they thought the ship name phan was cute until we started calling ourselves phannies. they thought terrible influence was a great tour name until we abbreviated it to tit. they thought having phil spell out idgaf in a music video was good idea until it got reversed and spelt out a slur. how long must they spend looking pictures they’re about to post and thinking there’s no possible way we can make it weird, but then someone puts dan’s head on a horse. phannieism is so beautiful

[rodentboyphall]

BUBBLE TEA WITH THE BOYS

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Dan Vs. Phil videos be like

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"you. are. so. annoying" says the man very clearly not annoyed

[rodentboyphall]

hey so it's been less than 20 seconds. can we put a sock in it maybe

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Link

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Apparently some people don't know the Dan's 18th birthday lore so.

That was the day Phil posted Space Adventure and Dan spam commented every video and then tweeted this:

So yeah he was hitting man with "I think I'm in love with you" on June 11, 2009- the day he turned 18 and before they ever spoke. Had zero chill from day 1 but his stalker rizz pulled amazingphil so we can't fault his methods.

[rodentboyphall]

my favorite recent dnp quote

I got a cheap tablet to practice drawing! This is fun lol

[rodentboyphall]

phil tweet

11/6/25

[rodentboyphall]

Oh my god he's getting closer oh my god he's approaching oh my god he's fucking coming