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Can we talk about how adorable it was that as soon as Gem noticed that something was going on with the light house both Gem and Grian got so worried about Pearl!!! They are such a great team!!!

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me and my friends were making pokemon teams for characters so i did the copper king, count fwhip, and mis!shubble d:3

they're not type-based but moreso vibe/thematic?? i do however like the idea that Shubble's isn't type-based because she goes around the regions putting on a show w/ her team! no real fighting, just travel entertainment d:D POKEMON INFO BELOW!! d:3

The Copper King has:

Copperajah #0879 This Pokémon was brought to Paldea long ago by people from a faraway land. It’s so strong that it can easily pull an airplane.

Ting-Lu #1003 The fear poured into an ancient ritual vessel has clad itself in rocks and dirt to become a Pokémon.

Kabuto #0140 This species is almost entirely extinct. Kabuto molt every three days, making their shells harder and harder.

Runerigus #0867 A powerful curse was woven into an ancient painting. After absorbing the spirit of a Yamask, the painting began to move.

Baltoy #0343 It was discovered in ancient ruins. While moving, it constantly spins. It stands on one foot even when asleep.

Shedinja #0292 A most peculiar Pokémon that somehow appears in a Poké Ball when a Nincada evolves.

Count fWhip has:

Gliscor #0472 It flies soundlessly through the sky. It catches prey with its long tail, then lunges at the prey’s vulnerable spots with its fangs.

Turtonator #0776 Explosive substances coat the shell on its back. Enemies that dare attack it will be blown away by an immense detonation.

Basculegion #0902 This Pokémon is cloaked in the souls of its comrades who perished during a punishing journey to the river of their birth.

Magcargo #0219 According to folklore, a sudden increase in the wild Magcargo population heralds a volcanic eruption.

Coalossal #0839 It’s gentle usually but fearsome when angered. With a body that burns at over 2,700 degrees Fahrenheit, it crushes foes and turns them to ash.

Heatmor #0631 There’s a hole in its tail that allows it to draw in the air it needs to keep its fire burning. If the hole gets blocked, this Pokémon will fall ill. mis!Shubble has:

Hoopa #0720 In its true form, it possesses a huge amount of power. Legends of its avarice tell how it once carried off an entire castle to gain the treasure hidden within.

Shuckle #0213 It stores berries inside its shell. To avoid attacks, it hides beneath rocks and remains completely still.

Meowscarada #0908 This Pokémon uses the reflective fur lining its cape to camouflage the stem of its flower, creating the illusion that the flower is floating.

Blacephalon #0806 It slithers toward people. Then, without warning, it triggers the explosion of its own head. It’s apparently one kind of Ultra Beast.

Mr. Rime #0866 It’s highly skilled at tap-dancing. It waves its cane of ice in time with its graceful movements.

Brionne #0729 A skillful dancer, it creates a sequence of water balloons as it dances, then briskly bombards its enemies.

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When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

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In honor of Guinea Pig Appreciation Day, here are all four of my very appreciated pigs. Don't know what I'd do without them.

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roses can be evil grian u just need to see the vision

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I got some bad news today and would like to see your pig friends and everyone else's if they'd like to add via reblogs

GET TO WORK FRIENDS!!!

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🎂

Happy bday empires smp!

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bun

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will you love him?? 🥺 will you buy. hats.

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Life series Pokémon trainers…. Pokémon trainers life series……

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you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

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sorry to bother you sir pig but it would appear that you havent paid taxes in 4 years

im r odent

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rat day rat day rat day!!! 🐀

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spell of the unown

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Starting a lil art series where I draw pokemon with the least amount of TCG cards!

First up: Budew :]

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In honor of the Ides of March, let me share my favorite stabbing Caesar story.

Back in my sophomore year of high school, my English class was reading Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and our teacher had the idea to have us act out the assassination scene. I don't think most of us were all that invested in the story, but no one was going to pass up an opportunity to do some stabbing. So the teacher divided the roles amongst the class, with himself playing Caesar. He also handed out wooden rulers to everyone whose character participated in the stabbing. I was playing Brutus, and as a result got a yardstick as a sword instead. We were of course told to not actually hit or stab with them, despite the subject matter.

We got the scene started, and set the kid playing Casca, the first to stab Caesar, to sneak around the back of the room, ruler in hand while the rest of us did our lines. Now, the scripts we were reading from were our bulky English textbooks that never wanted to stay open on the page you wanted. As Brutus, I had it balanced on one knee, struggling to keep it open and also hold my yardstick sword as I kneeled for the scene.

The kid who played Casca, however, had left his behind in favor of his sneaking. Honestly, I don't know if having the script in front of him would have changed how things turned out at all.

When Casca stabs Caesar, he does it with the line "Speak, hands for me!". This isn't what happened in our reenactment.

Instead, he yelled, "Speak hands, idiot!" and slammed the ruler into the teacher's back.

In a manner truly befitting the context, things dissolved into chaos after that, as everyone playing a conspirator scrambled forward to stab our teacher while we could.

As for me and my yardstick, I was the last to stab, and had to wait through the frenzy to do so, but I did get my chance, and did get "et tu"-ed, which was pretty satisfying, if I do say so myself.

Afterwards, when things had calmed down some, our teacher had us do the scene again, actually entirely following the script this time. I also heard that he did this again the next year, so I guess no lessons were learned for anyone.

That being said, to this day, remembering the shout of "Speak Hands, idiot!" Still makes me laugh.