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In Breaking Dawn, where they're all trapped in their house, I'm sitting there going "can't you just have a truck full of cows delivered to your house? You're literally really fucking rich."

If I were a rich vampire that survived on animals I'd start a cattle ranch or something.

rip to the Cullens but I'm different

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If I were a rich vampire that survived on animals I'd start a cattle ranch or something.

rip to the Cullens but I'm different

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Johannes has been on my mind lately..

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*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

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In Twilight, Bella's always thinking about how her truck could survive a crash where new cars couldn't.

Apparently unaware that the reason new cars crunch so easily is to save the driver.

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be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

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I have two pairs of lesbian birds.

One pair is sadly made up of two bottoms and they don’t know what to do. 😔

The other pair is made up of two switches so they’re very happy.

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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

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I'm Published, y'all

A promotion. A rivalry. A tension that won't stay professional.

When uptight project manager Rowan Vale is unexpectedly promoted, it puts him squarely in the path of Dragish Stonefang, the company's most talented and most impossible designer. Sparks fly in late-night meetings and barbed feedback sessions, but beneath the snark lies something softer. As deadlines loom and glances linger, Rowan must decide if he's brave enough to risk more than his reputation... and admit he wants the orc behind the sharp tongue and silver rings.

Office politics have never been this intimate.

I wrote a novella, and decided to publish it. If you've got a couple bucks to support me, please go here to see the stores it's listed in and grab a copy of Designs on You.

If you're a supporter on my Patreon you can read it there in three installments later this month.

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kids are good at literally everything they do . I am correct

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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

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human dating is dreadfully monotonous, i ache to have a courtship with an orc or a werewolf, why is it too much to ask

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can i bite you please please please please

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I support he/him lesbians

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If you can’t handle me at my mental breakdown you don’t deserve me at my posting quirky relatable content.

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Welcome to Rogue Monsterfucker. Here we talk about fucking werewolves, yell at people who force gender on dragons, and destroy gender roles.