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**OK guys**

So my rp blogs are gonna be on a little hiatus as I need a break. I'll be back eventually and when I am expect Df and Dm to be rebooted. They need a tune up and a retool so they wont remember any of you. And they'll act different too as I want to keep them closer to how the serious blog acts this time around. Love you all and see you later.

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*Sees your arm* damn. what happened ta you? 

Not really. will ya please help me

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*the dog wags its tail some more and stands walking to the end of the hallway and waiting as if it wants you to follow*

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*fidgets* well now ahm stuck.  *one of the dogs runs up to sjin and sits in front of him wagging its tail*

*Stuck in his dungeon tied to a chair with ropes laced with obsidian* Dammit dammit dammit. *musters up all the magic he can* SJIN! HELP!

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*Df is now alone* NOTCH FUCKIN DAMMIT

*Stuck in his dungeon tied to a chair with ropes laced with obsidian* Dammit dammit dammit. *musters up all the magic he can* SJIN! HELP!

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Sjin: ... IM OUTTA HERE *grabs his stuff and gets the hell out* Df: *shuffles and shifts in the chair, ends up falling over*

*Stuck in his dungeon tied to a chair with ropes laced with obsidian* Dammit dammit dammit. *musters up all the magic he can* SJIN! HELP!

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sjin: What the hell do you want? DF: SHit runnin outta magic! HOW FAR AWAY IS HE SJIN AHM TRAPPED

Df's pov

*Stuck in his dungeon tied to a chair with ropes laced with obsidian* Dammit dammit dammit. *musters up all the magic he can* SJIN! HELP!

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Did you just fucking bitch slap me?

WHy yes I did! What tipped you off?!

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Seems to me like you already are, sexy! Shake that ass.

*Slaps you* KNOCK THAT OFF

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Hmmm, how much for dance?

IM NOT A FUCKING HOOKER!! 

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY SEXY YOGGY! OP OP OP OP, OPPA MOBSCAST STYLE!

*Dances along* I LOVE THIS SONG

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Heeeey sexy.

YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOTHERTRUCKING MOUTH!!

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[7:57:17 PM] Spy: shit i dropped my cheese-it

[7:58:04 PM] Martyn: Was that an innuendo?

[7:58:12 PM] Modmother: omfg**

[7:58:26 PM] Spy: no

[7:58:27 PM] Spy: what

[7:58:30 PM] Spy: i literally

[7:58:33 PM] Spy: dropped a cheese it

[7:58:44 PM] Spy: so i picked it up

[7:58:46 PM] Spy: and i ate it

[7:59:05 PM] Spy: and im not sharing

[7:59:10 PM] Spy: *teleports away with the box*

[7:59:32 PM] Sjinnyboy: who wants your stuff anyway

[7:59:34 PM] Sjinnyboy: loser

[7:59:35 PM] Sjinnyboy: uff

[7:59:57 PM] Sjinnyboy: anyway where were we

[7:59:59 PM] Sjinnyboy: oh yeah

[8:00:01 PM] Sjinnyboy: martyn

[8:00:12 PM] Martyn: yes?

[8:00:16 PM] Sjinnyboy: i'm a plant

[8:00:18 PM] Martyn: no

[8:00:20 PM] Martyn: you are not

[8:00:24 PM] Sjinnyboy: uhh

[8:00:28 PM] Sjinnyboy: i think you'll find

[8:00:30 PM] Sjinnyboy: scientifically

[8:00:35 PM] Sjinnyboy: yeah pretty much

[8:00:51 PM] Martyn: no

[8:00:55 PM] Martyn: you are not

[8:01:22 PM] Sjinnyboy: i pretty much am

[8:01:23 PM] Sjinnyboy: actually

[8:01:48 PM] Sjinnyboy: what makes something a plant and not an animal

[8:01:55 PM] Sjinnyboy: or a bacteria

[8:02:13 PM] Martyn: you do not have chloroplast

[8:02:20 PM] Martyn: so you are not a plant

[8:02:47 PM] Sjinnyboy: not chlorophyl, no however

[8:02:55 PM | Edited 8:03:58 PM] Sjinnyboy: I do gain my energy from the sunlight

[8:02:59 PM] Sjinnyboy: i just use something else

[8:04:15 PM] Sjinnyboy: boom

[8:04:16 PM] Sjinnyboy: plant

[8:06:08 PM] Xephos: So you're a plant.

[8:06:18 PM] Sjinnyboy: yeah, i guess

[8:07:06 PM] Xephos: Well then.

[8:07:41 PM] Xephos: I can see that you've blossomed into... something.

[8:07:55 PM] Sjinnyboy: Uhh..

[8:07:59 PM] Xephos: What it is, though, I don't know.

[8:08:04 PM] Sjinnyboy: uh, okay...?

[8:08:19 PM] Xephos: Did you grow in the ground when you were a kid?

[8:08:25 PM] Xephos: Were you a potato?

[8:08:25 PM] Sjinnyboy: no

[8:08:26 PM] Sjinnyboy: no

[8:08:47 PM] Spy: I had potatoes today.

[8:09:29 PM] Xephos: Little baby potato Sjin.

[8:09:45 PM] Spy: "When I grow up, I want to be a /potato!/"

[8:09:46 PM] Xephos: His roots turnned into his moustache.

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[3:44:28 PM] Vitali: i lost a wild horse to a creeper. noooo))

[3:45:15 PM] Modmother: sounds like quite a **

[3:45:18 PM] Modmother: Night mare**

[3:45:43 PM] Martyn: I LOOK OVER FROM CLEANING THE CATBOX FOR ONE SECOND))

[3:45:46 PM] Martyn: WOW))

[3:45:54 PM] Modmother: IM NOT SORRY**

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I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING. WELL DAMN

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wow calling a ghost a bitch real effective

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OH NO SELF DRIVIN CAR