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voted time magazine’s most frightened little lamb of the year

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i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

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recent commission of vetra nyx 🌌

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Hermann David Salomon Corrodi (1844 -1905, Italian) ~ Fisherman and Mermaids in the Blue Grotto on Capri, n/d

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how it feels taking javik on missions with you

(am i too late to this meme? no?)

original: sweepswoop_ on twitter

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I feel like murderers would be more respected in society if they murdered large mutated mega ants and not people. Room for thought for future murderers.

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I just found out one of my favorite AO3 authors of all time is a fucking neurosurgeon which was surprising initially just because I often forget AO3 writers are real people and not smut angels sent down from the heavens to make us feel alive, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense.

they are a fucking genius so. they just apply that genius to multiple fields.

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MAXIMUS + tropes

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what mouse walks on two legs

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I am a shameless creature. I create cringe. I post it.

(Please be kind, this is my first attempt at digital art. I will cry.)

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I saw this photo and knew I had to make something

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When you need to make a quick exit, try Plan D

This format and pose is ripped off an old cigarette ad

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still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this

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i established a color palette for this guy immediately and apparently i have never once strayed from it

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This is cinema actually