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Good. Lord.
I love this man. I need him. I love him and his voice actor. Irisjdjfjejcfj
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Good fucking lord please kiss me chance I want you so bad ngkskfjsnsj
get kissed idiot 🫵
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"You're so wet"
That's discharge but go off king 🙏
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An apparently unpopular opinion: disabled people can have and do their hobbies. They deserve to have fun. They deserve to live their lives.
Their inability to do some things (like work, for example) does not mean they should be judged for… idk hanging out with their friends or to going outside. After all, having interests outside of work is often essential to our mental and physical health OUTSIDE of our disability.
And also *you might want to sit down for this* disabled people know what’s disabling for them (unless they people-please or push through due to necessity or survival of some sort). Disabilities don’t have to be visible or persistent to be disabling.
So yeah - my declaration: if an activity you want to do feels good and you’re able to do it, then do it. REGARDLESS OF YOUR DISABILITY WITH OTHER THINGS.
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If I started writing for the hobbit would anyone read it orrrr
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BARK BARK
We've been fed good today fellas








We've been fed good
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Cannot describe how bad I need Ted in his new video FUCKING HELL.
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That game "date everything" has me going feral over everyday objects 😔
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i just want him to slonk my shit silly style
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you seem COOL and you complimented my FREAK URL 🫶
BECAUSE ITS THE BEST NAME EVER?? ALSO THABK YOU!! YOU'RE COOLER 😈
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Ahem

this with ted

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FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW. PLEASE???
@slmcclsgirl
#freakyfrogmoisturestealer#that's actually the best user ever.#señor babygirl#slimefucker#HES SO HOT IM GONNA BUST
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God PLEASE
I want to put my face in The chuckle boys pubes and just sniff.
Yes. Listen 2 me. im. I.
warnings: pit.. sniffin... just sniffin.. alot of it.. scent kink.. ahem
Schlatt: Ngl i think hes a little more on the musky side and i think hes finds you a lil weird for wanting to sniff him but sorta finds it unusually hot how you are absolutely smitten with giving him the best handjob of his life life huffing his fucking skin and armpits 😭 Definitely thinks the sight of your eyes rolling while he fucks your face and lets you huff his pubes is the most unusually erotic shit he's ever witnessed.
"Je-jesus toots!- you tryna..mmh!.. get inside my sk-in!?"
Ted: It was his idea. He loves smelling you. Always tries new cologne to have you just all up on him smelling him-He thinks its almost like a feral animal like act of smelling eachother aggressively like dogs/cats do. Constantly has his nose all up in your shit all the fucking time lmfao- and when YOU do it? oh he's over the moon. Like yeah? He smells so good youre all horny and needy? yeah he fucking LIVES for that.
"Ooh.. yeah? Smell good today don't i?... mhm.. yeah honey.. you just.. keep doing what you're doing.."
Charlie: Understands why he likes to sniff you- you smell like perfection and your perfume/lotion/cologne choices are always phenomenal, HIM THO? YOU LIKE SMELLING HIM? WHY!? and when you finally explain it to him while touching him and dragging your face all over into his neck, armpits, pubes he gets it. he finally understands why you like it so much because you're copying what he does he understands that his infatuation with YOUR scent goes the same way for him. AND HE IS SOOO INTO IT and loves giving you his shirt after he works out or something so you can huff it and he can watch you touch yourself while you do so..
"O-oh... Oh wow... awh.. you're doing suuuuch a good job.. yeah keep touching yourself baby..breathe me in.."
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Hiiii billieee ����😘

Kay back reveal bcus i cant ever get over this fucking photo of myself WHICH ONE OF YOU CAN I THROTTLE 🙁
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Lord fucking Santa in los Angeles.
*leans against expensive car*
Hey

Kay back reveal bcus i cant ever get over this fucking photo of myself WHICH ONE OF YOU CAN I THROTTLE 🙁
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Goth pet

copyrighting neon dream as we speak
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I'm need him


why is he doign that. is he a whore.
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