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An apparently unpopular opinion: disabled people can have and do their hobbies. They deserve to have fun. They deserve to live their lives.

Their inability to do some things (like work, for example) does not mean they should be judged for… idk hanging out with their friends or to going outside. After all, having interests outside of work is often essential to our mental and physical health OUTSIDE of our disability.

And also *you might want to sit down for this* disabled people know what’s disabling for them (unless they people-please or push through due to necessity or survival of some sort). Disabilities don���t have to be visible or persistent to be disabling.

So yeah - my declaration: if an activity you want to do feels good and you’re able to do it, then do it. REGARDLESS OF YOUR DISABILITY WITH OTHER THINGS.

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If I started writing for the hobbit would anyone read it orrrr

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BARK BARK

We've been fed good today fellas

We've been fed good

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Cannot describe how bad I need Ted in his new video FUCKING HELL.

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That game "date everything" has me going feral over everyday objects 😔

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i just want him to slonk my shit silly style

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NGHHH OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH FUCKKKK

Charlie with a puppy!reader?? Please 😰😰

OH? YOU WANT PUPPY READER AND CHARLIE?? TOO BAD!! YOU GET ALL THREE! (But if u do want some good pup content to look at @pupslimes he is like the origin of my pup kink lol.)

Anyways horny rambles abt pup!reader for each plus them all together below the cut!!

Charlie

Oh my god. You would think hes the sweetest, right? Wrong!

Mans will sweet talk you in that voice that screams *aren't you a dumb little pup? Aren't you so cute?* all while keeping you just shy from satisfaction.

Your collar is deffo green, with his name and phone number written on the back of a heart shaped pendant, whatever nickname yall agreed on written on the front

I also feel like he treats you the most like an excitable little pup. He doesn't use commands because they're just too complicated for your simple brain! He'll just have to shove you around instead :(

Yes, he let's you sit on the couch, little pup needs a soft space! Ofc he does expect you to show him your appreciation, pulls out his cock and guides your head.

Tummy rubs! Tummy rubs! Tummy rubs!🙏🙏🙏

He totally buys you little floppy dog ear clips

Has a bunch of dog toys for you to chew on when youre bored, let's you entertain urself when hes busy

(Also has some other toys if you get needy😔🙏)

Definitely makes you hump his thighs before you ride him, calls you his "perfect little pup! Cmon, puppy, you can do it!" When he makes u keep going even after ur thighs shake with exhaustion.

Overall, great owner!

Schlatt

Ohhh my god. Girl im sorry but he is NOT giving you a break😔🙏

You want anything? You gotta earn it.

Makes "sit" and "stay" while he jerks himself off in front of you, and only if you can stay still until he finishes all over your face does he let you hump his boot.

Buys you one of those collars with a handle on the back so he can easily scruff you for "misbehaving"

Lowkey loves it when you act up, loves punishing his dog.

Ngl I think he'd have you cock warm him with ur mouth while he sits on the couch, whiskey in hand.

Does NOT let you up on the couch, dogs belong on the floor! (He's does give u a pillow to sit on though🥺)

Calls you his "mutt" more often than not.

Doesn't mind you biting, but only on command.

Yes, hes cum in ur doggy bowl and made u lick it up. Yes he took a video of it🙏

Honestly loves commanding you, doesn't care if you obey or not bc either outcome is fun to him.

If you dont obey? Great, he gets to punish you.

If you don't obey? Great, he gets to reward you!

Fav punishment is edging you until you cry, fav reward is overstimulating u until u cry.

He is a simple man, just wants to see hit pathetic mutt cry.

Overall, great owner!

Ted

Oh my god. This man. 😫🙏

Definitely the strictest with his pup. Expects and obedient dog and makes sure u know it!

Gives you a nice thick leather collar, one he can yank on but doesn't chaff your skin.

His favourite thing is training you and seeing that training pay off.

Which ofc means you spend plenty of nights practicing "sit" and "stay" with a knotted dildo shoved in you.

And "roll over" so you can present yourself to him in any position he wants

Let's not forget "off" whenever you get too excited and start to paw at him.

Deffo has a dog bed for you at the edge of the sofa bc dogs aren't allowed on the couch!

He can and will drag you around the apartment with his fingers hooked under ur collar😫🙏

Whenever ur an obedient dog he praises u so well! "Good doggy!" And "awe, good job! You did so well!" Are common when u do what he wants.

If u dont? Sorry, hes taking away ur knotted toys and making u watch him jerk off. Only good dogs get to feel good😔

Overall, great owner!

All three

Sorry, you wont survive lol.

They argue SO MUCH abt how to treat u its actually comical😭

Staring up at them with big wet eyes as they argue over whether you deserve punishment or not for barking at them, all while totally ignoring you.

Ted wants you well-trained, Charlie is more sympathetic bc ur just a puppy, and schlatt encourages ur bad behaviour lol.

They all do agree to get you a nice expensive collar of your favourite color though!

Deffo feel like if its all three then you get the most pup stuff bc it's a *thing*, yknow?

Collar, dog bed, doggy bowls, crate, toys, the works.

Yes schlatt convinces them to all cum into ur doggy bowl😔 it was inevitable.

Tummy rubs!!!!

They deffo let you hump thier legs while they chat amongst themselves, idly patting your head, not bothering to address u bc ur just the pet.

They buy u a muzzle after you get a bit too excited and bite Charlie's hand😔🙏 mans was literally bleeding all over the nice carpet.

Ofc they all take turns fucking u before bed, they gotta get their puppy settled!

Uhhhh yeah puppy brainrot what can I say

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you seem COOL and you complimented my FREAK URL 🫶

BECAUSE ITS THE BEST NAME EVER?? ALSO THABK YOU!! YOU'RE COOLER 😈

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Ahem

this with ted

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FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW. PLEASE???

@slmcclsgirl

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God PLEASE

I want to put my face in The chuckle boys pubes and just sniff.

Yes. Listen 2 me. im. I.

warnings: pit.. sniffin... just sniffin.. alot of it.. scent kink.. ahem

Schlatt: Ngl i think hes a little more on the musky side and i think hes finds you a lil weird for wanting to sniff him but sorta finds it unusually hot how you are absolutely smitten with giving him the best handjob of his life life huffing his fucking skin and armpits 😭 Definitely thinks the sight of your eyes rolling while he fucks your face and lets you huff his pubes is the most unusually erotic shit he's ever witnessed.

"Je-jesus toots!- you tryna..mmh!.. get inside my sk-in!?"

Ted: It was his idea. He loves smelling you. Always tries new cologne to have you just all up on him smelling him-He thinks its almost like a feral animal like act of smelling eachother aggressively like dogs/cats do. Constantly has his nose all up in your shit all the fucking time lmfao- and when YOU do it? oh he's over the moon. Like yeah? He smells so good youre all horny and needy? yeah he fucking LIVES for that.

"Ooh.. yeah? Smell good today don't i?... mhm.. yeah honey.. you just.. keep doing what you're doing.."

Charlie: Understands why he likes to sniff you- you smell like perfection and your perfume/lotion/cologne choices are always phenomenal, HIM THO? YOU LIKE SMELLING HIM? WHY!? and when you finally explain it to him while touching him and dragging your face all over into his neck, armpits, pubes he gets it. he finally understands why you like it so much because you're copying what he does he understands that his infatuation with YOUR scent goes the same way for him. AND HE IS SOOO INTO IT and loves giving you his shirt after he works out or something so you can huff it and he can watch you touch yourself while you do so..

"O-oh... Oh wow... awh.. you're doing suuuuch a good job.. yeah keep touching yourself baby..breathe me in.."

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Hiiii billieee 🥰😘

Kay back reveal bcus i cant ever get over this fucking photo of myself WHICH ONE OF YOU CAN I THROTTLE 🙁

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Lord fucking Santa in los Angeles.

*leans against expensive car*

Hey

Kay back reveal bcus i cant ever get over this fucking photo of myself WHICH ONE OF YOU CAN I THROTTLE 🙁

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Goth pet

copyrighting neon dream as we speak

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I'm need him

why is he doign that. is he a whore.

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running your hands through Schlatt's chops while you guys makeout and hes just groaning and his eyes are rolled back into his damn skull <\3

YES OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO SMART FUCK.

"mph- Do that again-"

"Yeah? You like that?"

"fucking do it again before I-"

"is that how you ask?"

"...please do it again-"

"good boy."

God I love him. Sorry if this is nonsensical I'm like hyper right now.

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Are you perhaps into charlie slimesicle...

YESYEYSEYES I WANT TO LICK HIM