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had a dream where superwholock and ultrakill combined and like sherlock was shot to death by v1 or something like that
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Inspired by @un-named-child and gears post about the v-models getting the zoomies and oh boy I have thoughts about that you guys have no idea
I'll grab my tags and add them here when I get the chance
Edit here are those tags


But with the amount of movement options you have with V1 (slam storage, rocket riding, nukes and all the other things you can do thats too complicated for me to figure out) it will quite literally bounce off walls, if it's bored enough it'll probably find a way to get as high in the sky as possible with a single combination of moves (slam storage + core eject nuke + rocket ride? Possible it HAS tried that) and so if it's in zoomies it'll do all of that but twice as fast and more destructively. Let it loose in Lust since that place seems to be massive it'll destroy less things there (especially now that the corpse of king Minos is dead again that won't be in its way)
V2 is more about speed than big actions, if locked in a room they WILL run around in circles and bounce off walls - it will slide, jump and run around like a mad man
It will probably also be the type to chase ppl - their target is more often than not V1 if possible but any random husk/demon/machine will also do if V1 isn't available
Fortunately V2 doesn't know/can't do all the insane movement stuff V1 can, and therefore were safe from a V2 slam storage dive where they'll literally learn to fly - nothing more than a red blur
Mirage and Gabriel just get to. Deal with these two maniacs
So far setting V1 in a select few secret levels will mellow it out (methinks 1-S will bore it into calming down and the puzzles will occupy it at best, and 5-S is even easier to get it to chill out)
They're still working on figuring out how the hell to get V2 out of zoomies and so far it's just let them tire themselves out until they need a refuel and they'll stop then
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Nevermind, I think I was overreacting actually
The world is beautiful again and so is music
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Maybe it's Mania and maybe it's stupidity but holy fucking shit everyone seems so blind these days. So ignorant of what's literally right in front of them. I literally see the beautiful shining light of human experience within people who don't even believe in themselves. I see the dim scared eyes of children who were hurt and betrayed and who still haven't learned to trust again. I see these people who so clearly just need someone to believe in then and when I talk about them all I get is the Jaded response of people who gave up long ago telling me that I will too someday. It makes me want to fucking scream because their reason for quitting is always the same, and it's that "people never did the same for them" and they say that to me as though they aren't my family and as though they haven't seen me go through the past 8 years of my life not expecting a single ounce of care from the people around me. As though my mom didn't raise me to hold a guy who literally gave up his entire life for humanity as a hero. They expect me to look at the sky and one day scoff at the sun for rising. They expect me to want something back when they raised me never to do so. They expect me to give up on everything. They expect me to be kind for a reward. And their notions are foolish and flimsy. They believe that sin, evil, is inherent and unchangeable. They believe that people do bad things for no reason. They believe the world is harsh because it should be. They believe we are supposed to make it hell. I cannot agree. I can't. Not when I see the fucking stars in the eyes of everyone I meet. Not when I have to stop myself from loving. Not when I can see the fucking sun. Not when I can see a smile, or hear a laugh, and experience the life around me. Yes it's scary, yes it's fucking terrifying, but why the hell would you look at a person who was a baby so very long ago and decide that they must be evil and that must be set in stone. I won't give up on being kind. I fucking refuse. I will give as I always have and I will not expect a cent. I will not "get tired of it" because it takes too much effort to let go. I won't become like them because I want to prove them wrong.
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watching the Thing and like
it’s a mound of flesh, right? and it keeps forming eyes capable of looking at you. and the longer you look at it, the more openings appear. and at first the openings are full of what looks like legs, which move aside to reveal a flower, which unfurls to reveal a fleshy orifice studded with teeth moving towards you with great power and longing.
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So my friend gave me an idea
#boring#adventure time#ice king#gunter#pun#low effort meme#she adventure on my time until i go to very distant lands
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Some bubbline I had drawn these days!
Thank you Fiona and Cake gives me more bubbline power!🙏
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ENA-Posting!!!!
This character has taken over my brain, i cannot stop drawing her.
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I HAVE TWO SIDES





Detailed, focused drawings. Sometimes copies of pictures or drawings, other times its straight from my brain.
And...



Absolute brainrot. Incomprehensible type beat. I honestly love this way more. Its just my brain being able to make utter nonsense and then be happy about it.
I only started drawing again pretty recently, but im really happy with how far ive come, and how much I can actually DO.
#drawing#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel#jogo jjk#gojo satoru#the brainrot is real#eyessssss#losing my got dang mind
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I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.
It's right-handed
I am right-handed
There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly
I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.
There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.
I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.
A homo erectus made it
Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.
Who were you
A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?
Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?
Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?
Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?
Who were you?
What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?
What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.
Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?
Or has it always been divine?
Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?
Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.
The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.
Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?
I'm not religious.
But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine
I don't know what is.
#I love the divine continuation of the human experience.#and like it’s not even limited to time it’s literally everywhere#you can wonder and theorize and question about every single person you see#and you walk the same paths and drive the same roads#and you shop at the same stores even if you’ve never met them and there’s infinity in every single moment in these places#cause at any single given moment someone can reach out into your universe from theirs and for a brief moment you’re in the same universe#sharing it together and just as quickly it can be over#but then something could happen and you see them again and the universes collide again this time familiar with each other#and then it happens again and maybe more frequently and then suddenly your two universes become one#and a stranger becomes a friend#and you know them#and you become familiar with a universe that once didn’t even exist to you#and you share a universe with someone now#and i think that might be what love is
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Melt Boy my Beloved
Still bad at drawing but i’m gettin better!
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"WHo would win the Overwatch heroes or the TF2 mercs ?" this is like asking who would win between the Avengers and the Looney Tunes.
#The lineup is just so fucking funny#Time-Bending superhuman vs Guy With Baseball Bat#Expert mercenary and flight expert vs Schizo with a Rocket Launcher#Strategic Scientist vs. Actual Schizophrenic#Insane Bomb Guy vs Drunk Bomb Guy#Heavy and Zarya are just the same fucking person#Anything vs. A Level 3 Sentry#Symmetra and Torb beating the shit out of Engi#Mercy being terrified of Medic#Moira and Medic getting along way too well#Literally any Sniper and Widow interaction would be gold#Spy vs Sombra is just hide and seek
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