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Amazing work, congrats!

Tumblr turned 14 today! You’re all to blame. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you especially for 14 years of completely normal memories. You get an extra ten minutes in the ball pit if you can make a bingo. 

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This old Wolfun grew up in the 70s and 80s. Lucky to be inspired by guys like George Carlin, Steve Martin, Buddy Hackett, and of course "The Diceman" himself, Andrew Dice Clay. Old Mother Hubbard is 'classic Dice' and it was this wolfs honor to perform such an awe inspiring piece. We're revisiting the past while preparing for the future. The Wolfun Show is returning LIVE in September so get ready for the new normal.

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Drop The Booty & Make It Rain

An excerpt from Make It Rain for magical meme use. I’ve been taking the back catalog of Rotten Puppets lately and carving out these tasty bite sized treats to use. But don’t despair, new content IS on the way and a live show is starting in just a few weeks so keep your TV tuned to the land of Rotten Puppets. You won’t be disappointed.

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Some puppets tell jokes, others sing and dance while moving right along, but the puppets here at Rotten Puppets? We rap about what we know. Dropping beats and making sticky sheets. That's why we will Make It Rain. Subscribe for more video shorts and look out for The Wolfun Show making its epic return in September including a weekly live stream with your favorite furry guy himself, Wolfun.

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Hi, my name is Zammo. I'm watching when you sleep.

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No joke - The Presidential Package is STRONG like Bull. http://bit.ly/2NSNUpY

The Presidential Package Is Hard And Waiting 🍆😂

Our Presidential Puppet is offering his sweet sweet love to his favorite gal Hillary. You know how it is, the Presidential Package 🍆 needs the attention it s...

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Let's put a smile on that face...

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Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending. - Jim Henson

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I've made a lot of puppets over 13+ years and shot tons of video. Some good, some bad, and a lot in-between. It has been a fun ride and hobby that I've never had the time to commit properly. Well kids, It's time to double down. Yahtzee! http://bit.ly/2JjeINo

First... there were Dinosaurs

In 2005 a dream was realized. With a crappy html site that was way too bright and a video camera using cassettes I started making puppet videos. Posting them to places like Break, DailyMotion, YouTube …

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Little Red Riding Hood? I fucked her. I wasn't the first, and sure wasn't the last. But hey, a Wolf has to start somewhere right? Happy days. http://bit.ly/2NafZsc

Little Red Riding Hood? I fucked her. - Rotten Puppets

Want to know why Wolfun isn’t working at the local ballpark? Well now you’re gonna find out. Little Red Riding Hood charged Wolfun with rape and it cost the poor guy his job. Here’s his side of the story. UPDATE 2018: So yeah, he’s a wolf. Logical to think he’s an out of work mascot …

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Terry East is constantly being checked by the TSA.

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Help support Rotten Puppets with a kick ass t-shirt! Designs from Rotten Puppets, World Go Boom, and designs from my amazing daughter A-Shay ;) http://bit.ly/2L64AML

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Looking for that HUUUGE 🍆 Presidential Package 🍆 and our pal delivers!

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Having a moment of sweet self-love by the fireplace, thinking of you Hil. You're forever my gal, my heart, and I'm dripping with love... for you. http://bit.ly/2m5unq6

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Everyone needs a hero in their lives. We have one... but is it too late? http://bit.ly/2OaApme

Super Obama is the HERO we NEED but don't deserve

It's a bird... It's a plane... It's Suuuuuuuuuuuppppeeerrrrr Oooooooooobbbaaaaammmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! The hero the world needed but never received. Fast ...

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We're Rotten AF and just can't help ourselves. Come sub to our YouTube channel and help keep the dream alive!! http://bit.ly/2uZTH4V

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Terry East's Airport Struggles Are REAL! http://bit.ly/2Lj6KJJ

Terry East's Airport Struggles Are REAL!

Terry East struggles to get through the airports. TSA is always on his case and a hand quickly inserted up his.... shut yo mouth! You would think with a name...