rottingphillt

[rottingphillt]

HERO IN

I am a hero, one hero very powerful, I know how to fly, I release lasers from my eyes, super strength and super speed. Save people from criminals and kittens that climb trees.

I don't have super villains because I'm a very strong hero, they can't handle me. But I don't know why the police try to arrest me and people give me dirty looks? Why do they look at me dirty?

I'm not a hero alone, I am one super hero, a super life hero happy. No layoffs at work, no annoying girlfriend asking me to stop being super nexti and no friends worried about my death.

At the end of my hero day, my skin itches a lot, it feels like insects. My girlfriend likes to see my arm, she always asks for pictures of my arm and as funny as it may seem, she always notices the red dots that I don't give a shit about.

I don't like my normal life, everything is gray, I have to take the crowded subway to go visit a fucking therapist. My family doesn't care about me, my mother says I'm lost and my father pretends I don't even exist. So that's why, as I become a superhero, I'm going to kill their son, my younger brother. I broke into their house and hit the son of a bitch several times with a hammer on the head.

You should be grateful, I could be a super villain and massacre everyone, but here I am, saving your lives, idiots.

I'm a different hero, very different, I need a heroine to help me stop the chaos because my girlfriend doesn't do a damn thing other than complain about me wasting my time buying needles and fucking my psyche.

I want to fuck you, I need more, I need to feel good, I don't want to shed tears from my eyes anymore, I want to shed lasers. I don't want to run to avoid missing the subway, I want to run to save people. I don't want to fly by jumping from the top of a building, I want to fly from home, from the street, from wherever I need to save someone.

On my trips through the air, I see people jumping from the top of buildings to fly like me, I never stopped to see the end because I believed in them.

Am I slowly dying? Maria, you cow! He made the police arrest the only guys who gave me powers and finally fulfilled his wish for me not to spend my money on power needles, I need heroin, a good heroine in your place, you slut.

Good thing I found one last power needle in my underwear drawer, this one is powerful, it's going to take me to... .What's happening to me? How did I end up in my bathtub? I can't breathe, I can't make vomit come out of my mouth, I don't remember this super power.

And everything goes dark, are my hero days over?

End.

[rottingphillt]

ICE CREAM PRINCE

In a promised land, a land of ice, wherever you look there is snow and it is always snowing, I am prince of a small, icy castle, a castle in the middle of nowhere.

I'm a prince of nothing, I walked around with my mare that I call Aurora, Aurora talks to me, she is my only friend in this empty and dark place. When night comes, I hear a strange noise in the forests, as if it were the sound of something turning on, but how is something turning on if I'm in the age of swords?

Ice Prince, I remember my life when I was just a normal little boy in the well-known concrete forest, I wanted to go back to that time to try to make friends again, no one wanted to be my little friend.

Everyone bullied little Wally, now they're jealous of me, because in their world I'm famous. I'm the ice prince, I release ice smoke when I breathe, I freeze wherever I walk and wherever I touch, that's why Aurora is made of solid ice, I'm afraid of killing her.

To the people at school who never wanted to be my friends, they were jealous because they saw that the ice cream man made friends with me, the ice cream man gave me free ice cream, he said he was going to take me to a place where I would have infinite ice cream, at first I refused, but when my mother took a while to pick me up from school, I accepted the ice cream man's proposal and here I am, in the world of infinite ice cream, inside his freezer and cut into pieces.