I have weird and fucked up thoughts and I’m going to make it your problem. |She/They/It| |Xenogender Fingender Paragirl| |Oriented Berri(sexual) Aroace (Apothisexual)| |Bipolar Autistic ADHD PTSD| |INTP/Logician| Likes: Drawing, arts and crafts, tea blending, cooking, writing, reading, rock music (emo, goth, etc.), horror movies, serial killers, forensic science, criminology, psychology. Congratulations, you now know more about me than most of my family.
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They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true
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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there
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WAKE UP! WAKE UP! me and all others are gonna swarm. do you wanna come.
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My creepypasta: this wasp won’t sting you but it’s a weird pervert in different ways
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.
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i swear, the real problem isn’t that i’m not writing enough. it’s that i’m writing in my head so fast my fingers can’t keep up.
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writing isnt even like a hobby to me anymore its just that theres images trapped in my head and if i dont get them out fast enough they start rotting in there and stinking up the place
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Well if hitting people with a car is a crime then lock me up
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Can’t believe how they breed boneless chickens to make boneless wings. So cruel.
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