I'm a lesbian trans woman artist please be nice to me. (she/her) 18+ in my 30's. All hate mail must be in haiku or will be rejected
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whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town
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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.
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Friend 1: Hey, remember that guy in high school that never seemed to fit in with the other guys and had a vibe you could never figure out?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Well, she grew up hot.
Friend 2: She? *turns around* Oh, daaaamn!
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I did it. After a lifetime of using light mode on all my devices, I switched to dark mode. My eyes just can’t take it anymore, and after a few days of using it, I decided dark mode was actually kind of cozy and nice. So it was time to update my light mode art with a new version!
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Another coworker wanted the propel water, I got a cookie instead
How do you politely a decline strawberry propel water without mentioning it's because it tastes like flavored lube and it will put you in the wrong head space for work?
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This is time sensitive
How do you politely a decline strawberry propel water without mentioning it's because it tastes like flavored lube and it will put you in the wrong head space for work?
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How do you politely a decline strawberry propel water without mentioning it's because it tastes like flavored lube and it will put you in the wrong head space for work?
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> be me
> bump into a drunk wizard on the subway and she curses me
> find out the next morning that I'm transforming into a catgirl
> track down the wizard and confront her about transforming me into a catgirl
> she is very confused because she definitely turned me into a catboy
> ask her why I feel like a girl then
> well fuck
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"Pride cometh before the fall" well yeah, buddy- that's how seasons work.
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