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Hi Lmao I Have Been Searching For You For Weeks. How Are You

— @thequeenever420

Searchinge for moi? Whateth canst I helpeth thy with?

And I hath been fine- er- or as fineth as oneth can be I shouldst say. What about thoust?

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List of people you wouldn't mind working as a minion for and/or date?

Hmm.. a bit of a personale questioneth.. but I amst a goode host, so I shall answer with upmost honestye!

Worketh for: King [I alreadye didst this one... whateth a horribleth tyrante], Queen [I thinkst I amst winninge her over!], Tenna [It will happen at someth pointe.. I just needeth Elnina and Lanino's help tis all!!]

Date: Elnina and Lanino [I didst this too! However I thinkst I can win their affectione backeth once moreth. I juste need some moreth time and convincinge~.] other thanst them, I hath not met someone who hast caughte mine eye... yet! That is.

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elnina and lanino fumbled so hard

FINALLYE, Someone withe a braineth! I wast the best thinge they couldst ever hath.. I doth not know why they threweth me out liketh garbage..

Not manye canst saye they hath been with THE Duke of Puzzles!

..mayhaps I wast the issue.. nay! It can't be! I wast perfecte (liketh always mighteth I add).

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you say you're made of ink yes? and ink is a liquid. and i can drink liquids.

I SHOULDST NOT HATH TO EXPLAINE TO THOUST THATE THOU SHOULD NOT DRINKE INK!

I mean honestlye! Doth thou hath a death wishe?

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picks you up and spins you around

WHATE !? doth not put thine filthye hands on mine person-

* As Rouxls babbled on about his superiority, you picked him up and spun him around anyway

Ugh... doth not do that againe.. AND LEAVETH ME ALONETH NEXT TIME!! None of thy Lightners shouldst be neareth me unless thoust wants to be thrown in the dungeone!

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*Breaks thru wall* ROUXLS!! GIVE YOUR FANS A KISS!! (just draw y/n, and people can imagine that its them idc but i need fanservice)

Does thou reallye thinketh thy deserves such a blessinge? Thine lightners shouldst knoweth by nowe thy place ist beneath me. I amst THE Duke of Puzzles and I doth not need thou sullying mine image!

I meane honestly, howe embarrassing for thoust to thinketh I wouldst do such a silly thinge~. Thou all hath told me timeth and timeth againe that I amst most important... but thineselves hath proved nothing of worth to offer up about thyself. So doth not ask me this again.

>the praise has gotten to his head.

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Psst...hey..im a really cool evil vampire princess .. *leans on my expensive coffin* ;3

Art thou hiringe?? Askingeth for a friende of courseth-

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haha nice banner. you should like. post the whole thing for no reason

[OOC: I think you mean this? Here it is!]

WAITE WHATETH IS THAT?? DOTH NOT SHOWETH PEOPLE THAT IMAGE! REMOVETH THIS AT ONCE!

[OOC: no.]

GOD. DAMMIT-! mayhaps Lancer or Queene canst helpeth me removeth it..

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You have such beautiful, thick hair that I can't take my eyes off it. My lord, will you allow me to brush it?

"My lord??" Aha!?

*COUGHETH, COUGHETH* ah- I mean.. yes. Thoust may! Just doth not mess it up, I have an appearanceth to mantaine.

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its been 1 day without rouxls kaard and i am starting to lose hearing in my eyes

Thoust must mean hearing in thine ears- I knoweth these simple little phrases leaveth thy simpleth lightner braine confused, so I amst glad to help with mine brillianceth!

But doth not fret, I amst heareth nowe! And fully healed thanks to my manye fans~

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waow rouxls cool abilities. can you show us your bullets? yknow, those things everyone else uses to attack?

Of courseth! As all shouldst knoweth by nowe I amst so stronge and handsometh~, surely mine own attacks wouldst leaveth thou shaking in thy boots!

I just- doth not haveth it righte nowe... mayhaps later? Preferably when I amst moreth prepared to showeth mine loyal followers my manye great abilities of course!!

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Rouxls Kaard you are the most beautiful, adorable, and handsome man I've ever laid my eyes upon. My heart melts when I see you I am very very very deeply in love with you please just one chance please Im begging on my knees

My my! Thoust both haveth thine waye with words~! I giveth thee mine thanks and attentione. Useth it up wisely, many art begging for mine time, I amst always so busy! Keepeth singing thine praises mine lovely littleth bees <3!

* +100 to ego [he is now fully maxed and arrogant with everyone's praises. This surely WON'T be a problem...]

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We know you fake your accent

EXCUSETH MOI!? Mine accent is 100 percenteth reale! Doth not listen to those lying worms!!!

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[OOC:Lots of asks are coming in, so I have to close the ask box again. I'm trying to do the ask blog at my own pace so I don't lose interest in it. I apologize for my very slow responses to everything!]

Thanketh thou all for thine intereste~ so manye asks I can not keepeth up!

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Mod, your Rouxls is so gorgeous, I love him so much

[OOC: THANK YOU SO MUCH :•) I'm glad people love him so much. I was honestly worried people wouldn't like em widhwhs]

[OOC: Rouxls loves you all too♥️🖋]

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Hello, Rouxls! Nice to see you. Now I have a question.. :) have you ever considered trying word puzzles or word searches for your puzzles? It seems Queen has a good idea at that-

Thoust thinke the Queene wouldst liketh someth measly little word puzzles? Ha! Doth not maketh me laugh.

Tis very clear the Queene liketh something better like block puzzles.. the house gameth wast goode too, was it not? Mayhaps thoust needs to be more educated on the mattere?

*Rouxls hastily writes something down along the lines of " maketh more word puzzles for Queene"*

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meow

Uh, meow? Doth thou hath anythinge else to say?