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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

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Listen, I have a soft spot for Agent Kallus because he is so perfectly representative of the people who grew up conservative who didn't know better and had to grow out of that mindset. And then not only that, he gave up career progression, wealth, power, and prestige so that he could fight on the side of the rebels. He started on the wrong side of history, learned openly that he was wrong, and moved to the right side of history.

Kallus represents all of the people (because, yes, there are a lot of liberals and leftists who started conservative, and that will always be true, no matter which conservative is in office) who were on the side of the Empire/fascism, realized what they supported, and became a force for good. He's an example of "anyone can change." And I'm grateful that Star Wars didn't say that all hope is lost for the people on the side of the Empire, but that even they can be saved. Even they can realize the error of their ways and make things right

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This has to got be someone’s rare pair, there must be one person one earth absolutely popping bottles right now

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I've watched Superman(2025)

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"It's a dog!"

"Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared."

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Whenever you think your ideas might be a bit edgy, remember that you’re not the one who decided to give the Avatar an evil uncle, and make him fuse with an anti-Avatar spirit to create a Dark Avatar.

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extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

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apparently i, who has never edited wikipedia in my life, nor has ever had any desire to, am blocked from editing wikipedia. my crime, allegedly, is block evasion. my ban will expire in 2027. i did not ask.

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Unsurprisingly, Boston is popping off on wplace

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That should be illegal to send pics like that to your friends who are working in the really cold climate.

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top contender for funniest Steven Universe line

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mom i can't go to school today, it's everytime we touch day

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the most noble professions are

3. line cooks. unsung warriors fighting in unreasonable conditions to make food that taste good.

2. sanitation worker. working at risk to carry out unpleasant tasks without which society would collapse within days. actual heroes

1. artists who draw blowjobs good

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NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB (2014) Dir. Shawn Levy

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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor