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Pac: Are you saying this about your roommate, Jotinha? You guys are roommates, you know that, right?

JV: Yeah, we just don't have any rooms in the house.

Pac: But you're roommates, and that's a very strong thing. I had a roommate in the past.

JV: What happened?

Pac: He died. He died.

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Jaiden: Etoiles? I think you- you buzzed in first.

Etoiles: Yeah. For me, I think it won't be a problem for me because I lost my soul 30 years ago in an ancient village, and I understood that the only aim in my life is "defend others" because for me, all the things and all the feelings I have are not existing, they are just existing in the heart of– in the people I love. So... I won't be emotionally damaged because I know like, I will be president to protect others, and I will be president to give another life to the others so... I will never be affected. I think the only thing who will be effected is the Code when he will die.

Jaiden: [Laughs]

Roier: [Microphone voice] ELOTES!!! 🌽

Jaiden: Baghera, do you have anything to say to that?

Baghera: Oh. Well, we all know Etoiles lost his soul, so... Well.

Jaiden: [Laughs] Yeah. Alright!

[ Note: This was in response to Tallulah's question for the debate ]

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JuanaFlippa: g00d n1ght 1 l0v3 u d@d!! ! <3 3 <<< < 3

Slime: [Reading her sign] "Goodnight, I love you dad."

Slime: I love you too, dad! I mean, JuanaFli- I mean, that was weird. Um, listen: it's been a minute, ok? Since you've been back, so I've- I'm... still trying to get the hang of this parenting thing, but I hope I'm doing good by you.

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Slimecicle: I'll- Flippa, I will wait for you for as long as it takes.

I don't know what's going on, ok? I don't know if you can hear me- I will wait for you as long as it takes. Whatever's happening to you, whatever you need, I- I'm there, ok?

And I don't- I'm not gonna pretend to know, but if you can hear me Flippa... if you ever need fcking anything- [sniffs]

Just don't go again. Just come- just please come back.

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Foolish: I mean like, it was a shot in the dark, I suppose.

Ironmouse: Well, you know, there's a bunch of pictures of naked men, so I don't want to say it was a total loss.

Phil: Not a total wasted journey for Mouse, it's alright.

Ironmouse: Not a total waste of time for me!

Foolish: HEY– hey, that's my boyfriend!

Ironmouse: Don't you like, date like everybody on this Island? Why do you care? 🤨

Foolish: No! No, I don't! No I don't! I don't know how I've gotten this reputation! No!

Ironmouse: IT'S JUST A PICTURE, stop being jealous! [She punches Foolish] I'm a human being with eyes, I can appreciate muscles. 🙄

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Foolish: I don't think there's actually anything.

Ironmouse: Nothing?

Foolish: Yeah.

Ironmouse: [Disappointed] Aw. :(

Foolish: I mean like, it was a shot in the dark, I suppose.

Ironmouse: Well, you know, there's a bunch of pictures of naked men–

Phil: PFTTT–

Foolish: That's not just any naked man, Mouse.

Ironmouse: –So I don't want to say it was a total loss.

[Phil and Foolish crack up]

Ironmouse: You know?

Phil: Not a total wasted journey for Mouse, it's alright.

Ironmouse: Not a total waste of time for me!

Phil: It's all good.

Foolish: HEY– hey, that's my boyfriend!

Phil: [Laughs]

Ironmouse: What?

Foolish: Oh wait– yeah Mouse, you probably don't know that.

Ironmouse: Don't you like, date like everybody on this Island? Why do you care?

Foolish: No! No, I don't! No I don't! I don't know how I've gotten this reputation! No!

Ironmouse: IT'S JUST A PICTURE, stop being jealous! [She punches Foolish]

Phil: [Leaning into his microphone] No yeah, you're totally right Mouse, he definitely dates everyone on this Island.

Ironmouse: Why are you jealous?

Foolish: What?

Ironmouse: Why are you jealous? It's just a picture.

Foolish: What- I wasn't jealous! I wasn't jealous!

Ironmouse: I'm a human being with eyes, I can appreciate muscles.

Foolish: Yeah! No- I wasn't jealous! I was just– you know, I was just happy to be like, "Hey, that's my boyfriend!" is that crazy?

Ironmouse: Besides, you– everybody tells me you're with a lot of people on the Island, why do you care?

Foolish: I AM NOT WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE! Ok?

Phil: [His cubito stares directly into the camera]

Ironmouse: [Doubtful] I dunno...

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QSMP: Therapy question: Any words for Mariana misclicking his child to death?

Foolish: OH! Wow, ok. I um... uh, yeah.

Mariana: Hey, hey! Why are you remembering that sht? Huh?! [In Spanish] What a sht question.

Foolish: Hey, hey– Listen, I don't know about you guys, but the day- the day um, a poor child got misclicked, I- I kinda thought it was a little funny! I dunno. Anyone else?

Mariana: [In Spanish] It's been a long time.

Ironmouse: Foolish thinks dead children are funny!

Foolish: No? Ok. Nope, that– shouldn't have spoke.

Quackity: I mean, it does. Well, it kinda is sometimes.

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Jaiden: How would you manage a diplomatic crisis with a neighboring group that closed its borders and declared war?

Baghera: Oh.

Roier: [Hits the button to respond]

Jaiden: [Surprised] Roier?

Cellbit: Go, guapito!

Foolish: Everything Roier says, I mean it!

Cellbit: Yes, me too!

Roier: [Clears his throat and uses an echoing mic] Hola. I don't want to be president anymore.

Foolish: Oh.

Roier: Gracias. [He leaves the podium]

Cellbit: [Cracks up]

Foolish: [Laughing] NO- NO WAIT– DOES THAT COUNT?! DOES THAT COUNT????

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I can't believe Missa and Roier didn't like the special surprise Quackity got just for them 😔💔 /j

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[They notice Pol gifting subs in chat]

Quackity: Look– Polispol!

Roier: Polispol!

Missa: Hola papa! Hola papa! 👋

Quackity: Polispol, we're clogging our arteries live here.

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Quackity: That's the original, dude. I have a really cool hat dude– damn, look, I'm going to bring you my hat– [He walks off-camera]

Missa: Guys, we don't have much time, we don't have much time– Roier, Roier– Quackity faked the moon landing. You need to know. You need to know. We have to tell them– we're taking advantage of the opportunity to tell them, ok? If you see photos of the moon landing, Quackity faked them—

Roier:

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[They notice Pol gifting subs in chat]

Quackity: Look– Polispol!

Roier: Polispol!

Missa: Hola papa! Hola papa! 👋

Quackity: Polispol, we're clogging our arteries live here.

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Quackity: [Tries to turn on the flashlight on Missa's beanie]

Missa: [SCREAMS]

Quackity: Even I was scared man, that scared even me, dude! [Realizes the light fell out of the hat] YOU BROKE IT!

Missa: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!

Quackity: No mames, you broke it, man!

Missa: I'll buy you six tomorrow.

Quackity: They don't sell them anymore.

Roier: [Imitating Quackity] "They don't sell them anymore."

Quackity: [Laughs]

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Pac: ...Guaxinim?

Guaxinim: Hey. I was listening to music here. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

Pac: [Laughs] What are you doing here like this?! What are you doing here?

Guaxinim: [Trying not to laugh] I was just listening to music! There's only one bed here, huh?

Pac: 'Xinim... [Laughs]

Guaxinim: There's nothing in this house!

Pac: That's all there is, that's all there is, right? There's just one little thing here. [Mumbles and laughs]

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Guaxinim: Oi mãe.

Pac: What– [Laughs]

Guaxinim: Look at her massive bed!

Quel: [Laughs] Ay, man, I can't take this anymore–

Guaxinim: How can a thing this size take up so much space?

Pac: It's not possible, man.

Quel: [To Gris] Hello my little darling, you're so sweet, so beautiful!

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Jaiden: [Reading Pomme's sign] "Rest in peace, Bobby <3" Rest in peace, Bobby! [Reading Leo's sign] "For Bobby, from Leonarda" Awww, that's so nice. [She opens the trapdoor to the grave] Can I get in here?

Jaiden: Oh, Bobby... Bobby! My baby! Poor thing... Oh, there's a couch. I love you, Bobby! I miss you every day. But... I'm doing well, despite that.

Jaiden: People think that I be goin' crazy! People think that, "Oh, I'm gonna turn evil!" No, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm doing fine! I'm doing fine! I'm doing completely fine! Jaiden is a healthy being! No mental illness here! [She quietly laughs] Absolutely no mental illness in this body! [Laughs] Healthy!

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Pac: How cool! Gris is so cute, but at the same time, she's a destroyer of worlds, right? It's funny, huh?

Gris: 😊

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Pac: I can't keep doing this, I can't do this– [Laughs] I can't do this anymore— What is this, man?!

If you didn't see Pac suffering in Sims earlier today, here's a (translated & subtitled) compilation of some silly Sims Hideduo moments that made poor Pac look like he was questioning all his life choices.