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Ezra: *bored*

*Peter and Shuri exchange glances before heading to the jukebox. What’s New Pussycat starts playing*

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Sam: True, night would walk to one after school most days if I remember correctly.

Syd: The waffles are good

Joyride: Yep! And I got the same thing every time to the point where they stopped asking what I wanted. It was awesome.

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Sam: Calm Child Calm! None of us are gonna take your food.

Ryu: Well you know how night gets about nights food.

Natasha: Especially from here. Night loves this place

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JJ: ...

*your food arrives and you start eating. You hear people at a nearby table reading shit about Bucky*

Steve: I am go-

Bucky: You are not going to fight them.

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Sam: Ooo waaaaffles!

Syd: I got my awesome ass Omelette, loaded with bacon, sausage and cheese

Ryu: W-wanna split the waffle and my hashbrown bowl?

Sam: Yeah!

*everyone starts eating. Joyride hisses at anyone who even looks at nights food*

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Syd: Count me for the murder squad because Tony if you don’t get this kid to shut it imma shove a spoon down their throat.

Ryu: *Inconspicuously humming along.*

Sam: Baaaabe not you too!

*Joyride eventually stops singing*

Joyride: Yay, food!

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JJ: Meeehh

Bucky: *a little louder than necessary* I love you, Stevie *kiss*

Steve: *blush* Bucky...

Bucky: What? Let me love you! *kiss* Couldn’t do this in the 40s *kiss* Gotta make up for lost time

Tony: Get a room!

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Syd: I swear all this Christmas music is gonna ROT my brain. *Lightly bangs head on table*

Sam: They’re all really repetitive.

Joyride: *singing asking to Jingle Bell Rock*

Natasha: Tony, shut your child up before I kill them

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JJ: Clint, put me down before I claw your arm off.

*y’all get to Waffle House and order. Joyride immediately goes to the jukebox and plays a bunch of Christmas songs*

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JJ: *literally exhausted*

Joyride: 🎶 DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH

OVER FIELDS WE GO

LAUGHING ALL THE WAY-🎶

*Natasha smacks them*

Joyride: Ow!

Loki: Halloween was YESTERDAY!!

Joyride: Exactly. It’s Christmas now.

*No one is impressed*

Joyride: This is why I don’t have a Soulmate.

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JJ: Meeeeweeehhhh

Joyride: *to themself* Steve is so tiny and adorable

Steve: We are the same height!

Joyride: Tiny~

Steve: *pouts*

Sam: They’re right. *picks him up and kisses him* You are tiny and adorable.

Steve: *blush*

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JJ: Kaaaayyyyy

Bucky: I’m still tired...

Tony: Maybe you shouldn’t have stayed up all night watching Once Upon a Time.

Bucky: Didn’t... Had a real bad nightmare.

Steve: I am going to destroy all of HYDRA

Bucky: nO THE HELL YOU'RE NOT

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Sam: Uhh... so many of us are gonna need either coffee or that five hour energy Steve was denied.

Syd: Just fuel yourself with Existential dread

Tony: Dibs on the energy shot!

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JJ: Neeehmmmeeeehhh

*Clint picks JJ up*

Clint: We’re going to Waffle House

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Sydney: WAFFELS!

Sam: I’m down for a hashbrown bowl

Ryu: Waffel house s-sounds good!

Joyride: Time to go to W A F F L E H O U S E ! !

Natasha: *mild concern*

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JJ: Meehhnnnnnnn

Joyride: Who wants Waffle House for breakfast?

Steve and Bucky: Waffle House!

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JJ: Mnnnnnnn....

Steve: Joyride... I hate you...

Joyride: No you don’t.