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Today in geometry, this guy was going on a rant about how we waste paper and it’s killing trees and I was getting really annoyed and turn around and yell “YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS A WASTE OF PAPER!” and the class got really quiet and then you hear my teacher go ohhhhh snap she went there

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psychological fact

If you accidentally make eye contact with someone around the room that means they want to have a pokemon battle with you.

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"The Fuck?" (A "Nightmare Before Christmas" Parody)

This morning, the lovely and talented jawlinesandcheekbones asked if she could use the bit of derpery I spewed out in 5 minutes wrote for��this post for a recording. “Sure,” I said, “but that’s just the first verse. Don’t you want the whole song?” So here it is— a full parody. :3 

Have fun trying to sing along. This song is an impossible tongue-twister. XD; 

To the tune of “What’s This”~ 

The fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air? The fuck? There’s white shit everywhere~ The fuck? I must be fuckin’ baked And this shit fake But what the hell did I just take? The fuck?

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LYSANDEER

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D E E R 

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Rip out my character's heart in one sentence.

(◡‿◡✿) Break him

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I don’t know why but this pictures makes me giggle too pokemon-fans.tumblr.com pokemonfans.net

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"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

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I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

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¿Would you like to see something strange?

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when someone do a draw for u

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"....."

"I hope you two are happy..."

but castile and nathaniel are married right?

"No. Dude, we’re all still in High School!"