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this is my favorite tweet ever its so cute. the luckiest little homura in the world

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the friends ever

first blog, kinda nervous

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love yourself more, girl

silly deltarune character warm-up disguised as a comic cause my head hurts like hell, Noelle's not far from joining Kris and ralsei btw

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lets All lock in starting Right Now

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The Parent Trap but make it Deltarune

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Deltarune is about a girl going on a high fantasy adventure that teaches her the power of friendship and believing in herself, and her two gayass friends who are living through like three or four lovecraftian horror stories simultaneously

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lowkey she might be the only thing keeping these guys like. powered.

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Love finds its way to the girl(s)

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*wakes up in a cold sweat at 1 in the morning*

i HAVE to make to make a neocities page

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based on a post by @swagophile

go read the whole thing here it rules:

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(non plot relevant digression)

illegitimate princess: so. like. do you know any tricks or anything

jester: ummm.. i can do a cartwheel!

illegitimate princess: thats cool i guess. can i see

jester: okay! (does a cartwheel) wee!!

illegitimate princess: wow. you're pretty flexible, huh

jester: uh huh! its part of the job description!

illegitimate princess: cool, yeah. are you single

jester: AND lonely :3

illegitimate princess: do you wanna go out with me

jester: [doing another cartwheel] shure!

illegitimate princess: cool. so like wont they notice youre gone or

jester: [doing jumping jacks] nope! i'm da princess's jester, but she doesnt actually want me to entertain her most of the time!

illegitimate princess: so what do you do most of the time then

jester: [does a cartwheel]

illegitimate princess: fair enough. do you know any board games or like card games

jester: noe :33

illegitimate princess: do you wanna learn how to play poker

jester: YAY! i wuv games!

illegitimate princess: you're fun. i like you. this is gonna be fun. do you wanna hang out here all the time

jester: oh BOY do i! yippee!!!

illegitimate princess: fuck yeah. youre cute. i like you

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princess: [after just having read a bunch of lurid erotic fiction] maid, come here

maid: yes princess?

princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off

maid: .....

princess: right now, maid

maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me

maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that

maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction

princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off

maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow

princess: no beautiful ladies???

maid: afraid not your highness

princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something

maid: no,

princess: fuuuucckkkkkkkkk

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new animation, this time deltarune!! i love this game so dearly, so this was super fun to make! :]

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COPIES ARE MONOCHROME,

BUT YOU COLORED EACH OF US IN WITH CARE.

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cutlery

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caught

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Damaged goods—please use first.