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@rubysapphrald stuck gum under a table

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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i say “hal is definitely getting killed off in the HBO lanterns show so what are the odds they actually do the parallax stuff” and some rando in my replies is like “yeah make him evil again. they should revisit that plotline about him dating a thirteen year old girl to show he’s evil” 1. saying he’s an evil supervillain in the classical way honest to god completely misses the entire point of that storyline 2. no, i think they shouldn’t revisit that actually, and even other green lantern writers pretend that never happened. what we actually need to do is go back in time and kill steve englehart before he has the chance to write it

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i hate comictwt got some cunt in my replies who i don’t even follow and they don’t even follow ME giving me dogshit green lantern pitches I DON’T CAREEEE AND YOUR IDEAS ARE BAD!!!!!

just found out a twitter mutual that’s always hyping up JSA and new golden age shit hasn’t even read dematteis’ spectre you just have to laugh

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i am saying things you would not even believe about the sexual habits of geoff johns’ crime syndicate on my private twitter

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he genuinely needs to die for this

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just found out a twitter mutual that’s always hyping up JSA and new golden age shit hasn’t even read dematteis’ spectre you just have to laugh

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whenever jerma wears his nightwing shirt i just imagine it’s dick grayson doing all that stuff

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i did a grabbing photoshoot around my room

should i sacrifice him

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apparently at one point in the 1960s the editors of dc comics had to make an official editorial rule that there would be “no more than one gorilla per month” over their different titles because the writers were just creating so many stories about gorillas and they were worried it’d be too much

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should i sacrifice him

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the flash running to the hall of justice 15 minutes late with a piece of toast in his mouth except he goes through the speed force to get there and when he stops running the toast has disintegrated into flavored atoms

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i need you to be big with me

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i need you to be big with me

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he stands so politely it’s almost like he didn’t do any of that stuff he did

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everyone always asks me as a green lantern ohhhh can i fuck the constructs can i fuck the constructs. buddy, they don’t even let the corpsmen fuck em

diabolical