ruddygore

[ruddygore]

Too many rich people buying medieval castles and then renovating the interior to look like a completely normal 21st century house. Sorry but if you're going to live in a castle you need to commit to the bit. If I lived in a castle I would restore it just enough to be barely liveable and pretend I was a poor but prideful nobleman in his crumbling estate, still clinging to the last vestiges of his family's fading name.

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I WILL BE HONEST, SOMETIMES I FORGET WHICH AMERICAN HOLIDAY IS FOR WHAT. I JUST KNOW IT'S AN EXCUSE TO GRILL AND SET OFF EXPLOSIVES AND THAT'S ALL I NEED. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE 4TH!

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⌖ PEOPLE IN THE U.K. SEE THE SUN ONCE AND START DOING WHITE BOY JIHAD SUMMER

IT'S A TIME HONORED TRADITION, MY DARLING BUG. WE FEEL THE WARMTH OF THE SUN ON OUR SKIN FOR ONE (1) SECOND AND SUDDENLY WE FEEL DOWNRIGHT AMERICAN.

@radioconstructed

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WHILE I'M HERE I MAY AS WELL TELL PEOPLE WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO, I SUPPOSE.

STILL WORKING ON THOSE PORTALS, I'VE MANAGED TO GET.. SOME INTERESTING RESULTS. I SHOULDN'T SAY TOO MUCH, I'M LIKELY BENDING SOME LAWS HERE.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, I BOUGHT A RICE COOKER FOR THE FIRST TIME!

I TOOK IT APART ALMOST IMMEDIATELY SO I COULD STUDY IT, OF COURSE.

SURPRISINGLY THOUGH, I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S QUITE A SOLID DESIGN, NOT MUCH TO IMPROVE ON IN THERE BEYOND REPLACING THE PLASTIC COMPONENTS AND DOING AWAY WITH THE TINY SCREEN IN FAVOR OF THE EVER RELIABLE DIALS AND KNOBS OF A TACTILE TRUTHER.

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I SHAN'T STAY FOR TOO LONG, I AM A SMIDGE TIPSY TONIGHT! DECIDED TO INDULGE MYSELF A BIT WITH MY NIGHTCAP. NOT ENOUGH FOR ANY FOOLISHNESS, JUST ENOUGH FOR A GENERAL RELAXATION.

BUT I DO SEE I'VE ATTRACTED A FEW WAYWARD SOULS. HELLO, HELLO, I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO LATE TO GREET YOU, I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO APPROACH YOU ALL PROPERLY.

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HELLO MY FAKE INTERNET WIFE. YOU'RE LOOKING LOVELY AS ALWAYS! AND SO VISIBLE TODAY!

⌖ Hello 💜

[ruddygore]

I LIKE TO POP IN AND OUT AT RANDOM. KEEP THE PEOPLE GUESSING. BUT HELLO EVERYONE.

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⌖ I HEARD that this WEBBED SITE is remarkably UNPROFITABLE and that the userbase is UNHINGED! Don’t mind if I witness the ALLEGEDLY UNPARALLELED PVP!

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I MAY BE A SILLY OLD MAN, BUT I WILL ALWAYS POKE MY HEAD IN TO SEE HOW MY FAVORITE BUG IS! I'M GLAD YOU GOT SOME DESSERT, BUT GOODNESS, I NEVER KNEW IT WAS A GENDERED THING TO DO. TIMES HAVE CHANGED!

⌖ HELLO, my teddybear internet husband! I've been WELL! I treated myself to dessert -- the internet says it's female activity! Anyway, always good to see you around these parts!

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WHO AM I TO DENY A WOMAN ON HER SPECIAL DAY? I'LL HAVE A PORTAL FIRED UP FOR YOU IN NO TIME, MY DEAR.

🐙Well then, you should pop open a portal and let me come visit, you're damn right it's been too long!

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WITHOUT HESITATION.

🐙 If I said I wasn't, would you come fix it for me? Hehehe~

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!!!!!!! MADAME!

HELLO MY DEAR, IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG. I HOPE A WOMAN LIKE YOURSELF HAS BEEN HAVING A MARVELOUS DAY.

🐙 Aww, sugah, that's sweet.

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MY LADYBUG!!!! HELLO DARLING INTERNET WIFE, I HOPE YOU'VE HAD A GOOD WOMEN'S DAY.

⌖ ♥️♥️♥️

[ruddygore]

YOU GET UP AND SAY THANK YOU TO WOMEN RIGHT NOW.

Wake me up when it's that day we all stab a politician!

[ruddygore]

HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY.

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⌖ hey girl... dump him

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I'M GOING TO START INTERVIEWING POTENTIAL ASSISTANTS TOMORROW. THIS CAN ONLY GO WELL, I'M SURE.