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Up and coming rookie of the year - Elena of the Turks

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In front of his fries?

By Maegraeth.

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No time to explain!

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God’s work 2023 by Maegraeth.

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Up and coming rookie of the year - Elena of the Turks

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Thank you so much @perlmuttt for this adorable piece of Rude and Tifa having fun in the kitchen <3

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-Whumptober day 31-

Found Family.

𝘙𝘶𝘧𝘶𝘴 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘳𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘴.

✨Thank u so much for all the supports, contents and loves u gave through this month. It was a blast! Let's stay awesome like, Shinra fandom fam!!😳✨

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Reno: I think my instincts about people are better than yours.

Rude: Why?

Reno: Well, I picked you–

Reno: You on the other hand, picked me.

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Me, imagining a scene in my head: beautiful poetic prose that gracefully and artfully describes the scene in vivid detail, giving the reader concise imagery and beautiful wordplay to ruminate on.

Me, actually writing: The angry man throwed his chair through the window angrily and bigly. “I’m angry and pissed off.” He said because he was mad.

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Hi, all!  My car’s in the shop (again) and I don’t have a job, and so I’m opening up commissions for chibi portraits like the ones above.  They will be 500x500 px and feature a single character.  I can’t draw mechs (humanoid robots are okay), and I’m only so-so on furries and animals.

Also, it’s my birthday, so you can order one of these to give me a nice birthday present! :D  If you like supporting birthday boys, or queer, disabled creators, now is your chance!

Prices (USD):

1 portrait: $15

2 portraits: $25

3 portraits: $30

To order something, please fill out this form.  Thank you so much!

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Okay this one took a bit… but it’s finally done! Have some low poly Rufus and Turks!

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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5 hours later...

[text: Zack .F] I have no need for free coats. I get payed

[text: Zack .F] There's easier ways to say you wish for a wool coat for your next birthday.

rude-at-your-service​:

[text: Zack .F] Seems like we have different views of the meaning with “free”.

[text: Zack .F] IF this animal existed in our care it would take years before you could get a “free” coat out of it. May I suggest asking the soldier department for a coat?

[text: Bald Turk] that’s missing the entire point!!!! [text: Bald Turk] no free coat for you now

Or for Zack either, because he still didn’t have a sheep.

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*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*