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ruffpost · 2 years ago
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Word of The Day
Sonnected
It means socially connected and a word I misheard in the famous song “The Headmaster Ritual” by The Smiths:
Belligerent ghouls Run Manchester schools Spineless swines Cemented minds (I heard: sonnected lives) Sir leads the troops Jealous of youth Same old suit since 1962 He does the military two-step Down the nape of my neck
(Credit: https://genius.com/The-smiths-the-headmaster-ritual-lyrics)
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ruffpost · 2 years ago
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Fucknition
Basically, fucked up cognition or too fucked to fully function. A fucked up recognition. A state of mind that is altered or “fucked up” due to heavy drinking, heavy drugs, or both. Others with fucknition could have a mind-altering defect whether orchestrated or inbred. One with fucknition are very fun at parties, kind of like politicians.
“Did you hear the shit Larry spewed today about dogs deserving to be the head of the human race?”
“That’s some fucknitition right there.”
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ruffpost · 5 years ago
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Pandemice The mice pandemic or the act of a virus being spread by mice.
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ruffpost · 5 years ago
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Disburse | disˈbərs | verb [with object] pay out (money from a fund): $67 million of the pledged aid had already been disbursed. DERIVATIVES disbursal | -səl | noun disburser noun ORIGIN mid 16th century: from Old French desbourser, from des- (expressing removal) + bourse ‘purse’.
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ruffpost · 6 years ago
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Word of The Night
Niche
| niCH, nēSH | noun1 a shallow recess, especially one in a wall to display a statue or other ornament. 2 (one's niche) a comfortable or suitable position in life or employment: he is now a partner at a leading law firm and feels he has found his niche. • Ecology a position or role taken by a kind of organism within its community. Such a position may be occupied by different organisms in different localities, e.g., antelopes in Africa and kangaroos in Australia. 3 a specialized segment of the market for a particular kind of product or service: he believes he has found a niche in the market | smaller cooperatives must find and develop a niche for their speciality product. adjective denoting or relating to products, services, or interests that appeal to a small, specialized section of the population: other companies in this space had to adapt to being niche players | a niche show that ran on late-night television | the video game industry is no longer niche. verb [with object] place or position (something) in a niche. ORIGIN early 17th century: from French, literally ‘recess’, from nicher ‘make a nest’, based on Latin nidus ‘nest’.
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ruffpost · 6 years ago
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Dither | ˈdiT͟Hər | verb 1 [no object] be indecisive: he was dithering about the election date. 2 [with object] add white noise to (a digital recording) to reduce distortion of low-amplitude signals. • display or print (a color image) in such a way that there appears to be more colors in it than are really available: (as adjective dithered) :  dithered bitmaps. noun 1 informal indecisive behavior: after months of dither they had still not agreed. 2 [in singular] a state of agitation: buses are jammed and dirty and everyone is in a dither over taxis. DERIVATIVES ditherer | ˈdiT͟H(ə)rər | noun dithery | ˈdiT͟H(ə)rē | adjective ORIGIN mid 17th century (in the dialect sense ‘tremble, quiver’): variant of dialect didder; related to dodder1.
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ruffpost · 6 years ago
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Godsmacked When God smacks you. Literally.
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ruffpost · 6 years ago
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It's interesting that you think humans are walking masks and dead inside despite the fact that it's humans who create the emotionally charged books you love.
Well, that was a long time ago when I wrote that post. I think I’m less dead than I used to be.With writes,-Andy Ruffett
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ruffpost · 6 years ago
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what are you're favourite books?
I love Lost Light by Michael Connelly, The Cuckoo’s Calling by Robert Galbraith, The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum, and The Old Man and The Sea by Ernest Hemingway. You?
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ruffpost · 7 years ago
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Lackadaisical
adjective lacking enthusiasm and determination; carelessly lazy: a lackadaisical defence left the Spurs adrift in the second half. DERIVATIVES lackadaisically | ˌlakəˈdāzik(ə)lē | adverb ORIGIN mid 18th century (also in the sense ‘feebly sentimental’): from lackaday or its obsolete extended form lackadaisy.
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ruffpost · 7 years ago
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Word of The Day:
Turnt Turnt is a variation of "turned" used only to describe when someone is excessively excited or prepared for the current event. In it's entirety, it can commonly be seen used as "turnt up," as in "turned up." A real Debbie Downer, party pooper, or lame-o, would be someone who is turnt down. They simply are neutral in their stature, and unfit for the current event. Alcohol and or/ drugs would be suitable aid to turning them up."David just downed 7 Jager bombs and is fucking that girl from downstairs while wearing your rollerblades, dude! He got so turnt!" Not to be used in such a manner as this: "Captain! I have turnt the wheel right of the indigenous islands. These are not the lands you're looking for."
Thank you Urban Dictionary for that fabulous definition! With writes, -Andy Ruffett
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ruffpost · 7 years ago
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I'm here to talk to y'all. https://www.younow.com/AndyRuffett/178916739/40224721/7afcc1do/b/April-8,-2018
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ruffpost · 7 years ago
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ruffpost · 8 years ago
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https://www.younow.com/AndyRuffett/174052448/40224721/94ff8fd6/b
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ruffpost · 8 years ago
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HOW TO ASK OUT A PERSON OF INTEREST
It’s not easy in this day and age to conduct the sacred art. Why, not with Facebook, cockblockers, and the worry of raping the poor girl.
I’m sorry, did I go TOO far? Fuck you. After the whole Weinstein incident, women and men have been losing their heads. Women and men made choices as Walter White would explain. Whether they were raped or more appropriately sexually assaulted, that’s their business. It is not important for you to know who Weinstein is or even believe him or believe in him. What is important to you is whether you’re actually interested in this man or woman you’re planning on asking out. Ignore the press. The press have more pressing matters to worry about than who you are dating. Dating a girl or boy should be a fluid motion. If you feel nervous during this process, that’s O.K. The first step though is to ASK. And if you can’t even do that, friend, you’re hopelessly in love with someone that may never know the true feelings you have for them. I get it: you’re embarrassed. I get it: they’re out of your league. I get it: they’re too beautiful for you. I GET IT! NOW, SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop pussying out. Ask that pretty face out before I slap your face with this dead chicken. PUNK. Love, -The Rufflovologist
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ruffpost · 8 years ago
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ruffpost · 8 years ago
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https://www.younow.com/AndyRuffett/172450153/40224721/91165358/b/November-11,-2017
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