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what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
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Today’s character: Belarus!
🔪Belarus for a short time became sort of an adoptive younger sister to America after the fall of the Soviet Union.
🔪She is into rock music.
🔪She is a great acrobat and her voice is very good.
🔪She can see ghosts.
🔪she spaces out a lot. she’s spent a lot of time staring at weird objects (her ribbon, “France’s thing,” “a cat’s thing,” cardboard, flea remover, or a herring’s eyes)
🔪She spent three hours staring at white noise on a TV.
🔪she knows she will eventually die, so she values the things she has now before death takes them from her. she’s questioned how much longer she will live, and her reason for existence, saying she only thought such things because she’s lonely.
🔪According to her diary, she’s fantasized about Dmitri Smirnov, made a fansite for both her brother and her boss.
🔪She occasionally enjoys prank calling Lithuania and “silent calling” Poland, along with stacking blocks into rows of threes and knocking them down repeatedly, and doing other strange activities according to her diary.
🔪She is obsessed with cardboard and cardboard boxes. According to her, she’s packing for something.
🔪She knows a lot of “useless trivia” such as the name of Paris Hilton’s dog and that rodents can be taught to use tools.
🔪She is skilled in cooking potatoes.
🔪She can speak Polish.
🔪One of her diary entries said she “Played around with Lithuania and his strange sideburns. It was interesting seeing what kind of faces he makes when I do such things to him.” though “Lithuania and his strange sideburns” could have been replaced with ‘that unkempt person’; ‘that guy with a stomachache’; ‘that guy with pollakiuria’; ‘that glasses-wearing nerd’ (Estonia); or ‘Latvia and his virtually bare armpits.’
🔪She spent a large part of her morning observing Lithuania’s house once.
🔪 she might ask if you’d seen Lithuania with a fish in his mouth anywhere around.
🔪Despite her creepy love for him, many of the things she imagines herself doing with him are fairly normal, such as walking through the woods, singing, “moving along smoothly,” proudly smiling at each other, being in awe of nature’s splendor, and “having a talk about the greatness of love.” However her diary entries occasionally involve her doing things such as stealing all his underwear, smelling and wearing his underwear as a nightcap, looking through pornographic pictures of him, and making a fansite for him as well. She’s also expressed the desire to be his underwear, as well as his toothbrush and fantasized about having sex with him. (Hetawiki)
🔪Belarus was originally designed as a slimmer, shy, and more mild-mannered woman. An early sketch shows her to have a plain headband, while her hair is colored light brown. she was supposed to be the type who can get her point across well, and mutters quietly when she really got angry. Himaruya is unsure how she became the character she was now. (Picture above)
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I JUST HAD A EPIPHANY
FUCKING SORPOR
IS PROBABLY MADE FROM THE BLOOD OF LIMEBLOODS.
omfgggggggggg
cause of it calming effects
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my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years
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in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me

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THIS IS FOR ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO ACEN 2013
These photos show my progress so far on my cosplay which I will be wearing Friday and Sunday of ACen. The cage is made from wire, so it is easy to bend. I just ask for a little favor to everyone going to the con, PLEASE DO NOT GO NEAR ME/ RUN INTO ME WHICH WILL CAUSE THIS CAGE TO BREAK. This has been a 4 month project and the first very complex cosplay I have done. I have put blood, sweat, and tears into this cage and I REALLY do not want all of my hard work to go down the trash.
And this is not just for me, If anyone else at the convention has a cosplay which has anything like this, PLEASE be courteous and not harm the costume.
I will be walking around the center and I really do not want some d*ck to not be nice and move a step aside to let me through.
This is all I ask, please respect my cosplay as well as the other people who will have cosplays which require the same rules.
EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ACEN, PLEASE REBLOG THIS. I WANT THIS TO GET SPREAD AROUND AS MUCH AS IT CAN!
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every joke told in turgle town
Person A: *Joke*
Person B: fIRKCING
Person C: FUCKING
Person D: Shut the fuck up.
Person A: Huehuehuehuehue
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I don’t care what ur sexuality is I’m gonna flirt with you that’s just the way it is
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