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It’s real fucked up that my coworker is just like a mirror of me but 8 years ahead

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MILF!!!!!

Man I love working in fire tech bc I get to do arson for work :0 and also help the planet and do swe but in a not evil way

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Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3

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I want to go home

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my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

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Used chatthew at work today- I crave a lobotomy

It was useful after hours of banging my head against a wall but I don’t wanna use it

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Also my friend calls chatgpt chatthew and now I have to stop myself from saying why are you asking chatthew at work- truly embarrass

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Need an air horn that goes off every time a coworker says just ask chat gpt like where is ur whimsy where is ur thinking where is WE WORK AT A CLIMATE SOLUTION COMPANY WHAT

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it's ...! angelocaris!

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Gambling is a method of using intelligence and intuition to manifest wealth

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Ur life is literally chaos- and I am so here for it

I'm keeping an eye out for some kind of fresh discourse where I can use the fact that two of my great grandparents were cousins as a gotcha, because that makes for a terrible coworker anecdote but it still just barely falls under the category of "fun fact about me" and it's a shame that I never get to use it.

@ceausescue just put an Amish post on my dash, and that's pretty close, but I don't think "great grandma got off the boat and needed to have retroactively already been married real fast" quite fits in an argument about recessive genes in Pennsylvania.

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Meow meow meow meow … bleh cough cough I mean MURDER

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get urself a partner who texts u like this during lecture

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this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) join an expedition to find the northwest passage