rupertswaggart

[rupertswaggart]

[A suspiciously green and tri-fingered figure in a hoodie, jeans, sunglasses, and a face mask is walking around the streets of New York. He uses a crutch, and carries a grocery bag]

( @don-splinterson )

*Meatsweats was rummaging around, trying to find any mutants to make into a delectable dish before turning his attention to the turtle*

"Ah, so my luck finally is back"

[rupertswaggart]

*meatsweats grumbled, sulking back*

"I'll get you lot one of these days.."

*They hissed more, clawing at movments arms before pushing off and trying to bite movement, prey! Feed! Feed! Hunt!*

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

*meatsweats turned his attention to raph, running after him instead commanding raph to spot while splitting himself into two smaller meatsweats, one chasing after Lee*

"I'll make you lot into turtle soup!"

*They shrieked, clawing at movement, trying to push off him*

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

*meatsweats grabbed a silverfish, absorbing the mutant silverfishes powers before running after them*

"Give me my mutant back!"

*They shrieked, snapping and swiping at movements, hissing loudly*

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

25 posts!

[rupertswaggart]

Thank you @rupertswaggart and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

*meatsweats nodded, walking to the back, staring at Lee and raph*

"What are you lot doing here?!"

"Get out of my van!"

*they stared at predator shrieking louder before backing into their cage again*

@lee-o-nardo @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues-2

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

"They are the feshest ingredients! And an abundant lot!"

"But I suppose I can make something without the mutant ingredients!"

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

*Meatsweats came back after a bit, looking at the carol*

"Have you thought on what dish you would like?"

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

Thank you @gl-carol-oneil and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

[rupertswaggart]

"Not a crustacean girl.."

"Alright! We have plenty other dishes for you!"

*Shrieking could be heard from the back as meatsweats grumbled and handed carol a menu*

"Why don't you look over a menu, I have things to take care of!"

*meatsweats went to the back, slamming his mallet against the cage*

"Why don't you quiet down mutant, or you will be my next meal!"

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

Okay, but what about the rest of it? Surely you won't use all of the torso meat in the stew?

"I could make boiled leopard tongue!"

"And fried leopard brain!"

"The liver and kidneys cannot be eaten!"

"I'll just feed those to my very helpful mutant!"

[rupertswaggart]

"How about some boiled silverfish! Right from the ground itself!"

*Meatsweats held up from wriggling mutant silverfish*

"This lot is hard to come by! Only I have the freshest ingredients!"

"It is mutant approved!"

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

To be fair, you don't see us at all. For all you know, we are wearing chef's jackets

And anyway, I'm just saying mutant jaguar is pretty rare, I'd imagine. That may very well be the only one in the world. Are you absolutely sure you're getting the best possible flavor combination here?

"..."

"I could make my famous rub, smoke the legs of the jaguar.."

"Oh yes, that will be delectable! The meat will just fall off the bone!"

"Then I can make a stew with the bones! Mix in some ribs, make a rib boned stew with mutant jaguar heart!"

[rupertswaggart]

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

[Carol approaches the new food truck, smelling... something cooking. She's been out all day, and hasn't really eaten. She figured she may as well try this new truck she passed earlier, though it seems now like it may be closed?]

( @gl-carol-oneil )

*Meatsweats looked out, staring at carol*

"A customer? Well! You little skinny customer came to the right place! For I am! Rupert swaggart! The best chef in in New york!"

"Now I make the best dishes anywhere!"

[rupertswaggart]

Neat. Mutant jaguar, huh? Exotic. You sure lemon rice is the best thing to pair it with?

"Well, I don't see you lot in a chefs jacket!"

[rupertswaggart]

Hey Meatsweats! What's shaking, bacon?

"The delightful mutant jaguar and lemon rice I'm making!"

"All thanks to that little mutant I found!"