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rustywench · 1 day ago
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Superbat meets the Kents for the first time is one of my favorite tropes for them. Ma and Pa Kent would be over the moon with anyone Clark brings home, it’s just baked in. They loved Lois, they loved Lana, and then when thirty-something Clark brings home a forty-something Gotham billionaire vigilante who looks like a super model except for the eyebags, they’re trying so hard.
Bruce clears his throat and says “I parked my plane in your corn field. I hope that’s alright.” And it takes Ma and Pa a moment to get over the words my plane before Pa says “The one near the barn?” and Bruce gives him the most bizarre look before replying “No, sir. The one you just harvested. I’ll backfill the wheel ruts before I take off, I know you’re planning on rotating crops for winter to fix the nitrogen” and Pa looks at Ma, Ma looks at Pa, and Pa claps Clark on the shoulder and says “This one…this one is more than okay.”
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rustywench · 1 day ago
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Batboys again
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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I love cute romantic fluffy timkon clone baby au with all my heart. But angst tragic clone baby tho
Tim looking at his kid and seeing Kon bleeding
Violently protective Tim who sees enemies where they don't exist. Of course he's fit to raise his child even though he's 17 and hallucinating and everyone he loves just died. Why would you think he isn’t why do you want to take his baby what are you going to do to them?
Tim who's sleep deprived because when he sleeps he has nightmares about Conner dying, but when he's awake too long he starts seeing Conner’s body. There's no escape either way because Kon’s eyes are in their son's face.
Clone baby trying to live up to an ideal that only exists in Tim's head. He was supposed to be Kon. And if he wasn’t Kon he has to be close enough. We could make him close enough. He never really grows into Kon’s jacket but he always wears it.
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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Timkon clone baby au
So you guys know that TikTok sound that goes
“How do I look Mei mei?”
“So beautiful mama”
And then the song goes sad. WELL imagine that Tim did his thing and made a successful clone who looks a LOT more like Kon than Tim, and all Tim can see whenever he looks at the kid is Kon. Like the angst potential is immaculate. All this is obviously before Kon comes back, or depending on your au he doesn’t at all. But I need someone to do this here
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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I zoomed in on the art where Bruce is comforting Tim when he lost Kon and saw the little picture of Tim and Kon, it looks so sweet is it a separate art can you show it? <3
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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Best of bros ❤️💙
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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Dick, trying to get to know his little brother better: So, what do you like to do in your free time?
Jason: Demon hunting.
Dick, nearly spitting out his drink: What?
Jason: I like to go to places that are suposed to be haunted or have demons there and see if I can summon the All Blades. If I can it means it's evil and i kill it.
Dick, letting his head fall onto the table: Yeah, I regret asking.
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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You think they ever run into each other
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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Them brothers
Sorry for not posting your boy started uni
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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shameless re-up sorryyyyy
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:
goon:
Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:
mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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mandatory redraw
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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get them out of my head
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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After watching the new Superman 2025 this has been floating in my mindspace and needed to be drawn. ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ♡♡♡ Muy Blorbos
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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Fic idea: Tim is dead. Killed in a large scale bust gone wrong. The entire batfam is distraught and in mourning. Minus Jason who's response to learning this was to groan wearily, mutter something along the lines of "goddamnit Tim, again?", then respond with "give me a week or two" in the most tired voice Dick has ever heard from him. Before any of them can even process what he's just said Jason is already speeding down the tunnel on his motorbike leaving the rest of the still living bats looking like deer in headlights.
A week and a half passes with no news from Jason, it's now the day of Tim's funeral and mid service in bursts The Red Hood looking beat to hell and back holding a glowing orb that he then proceeds to lob at the coffin like a baseball. The orb passes through with ease and then what is clearly the sound of someone slamming their head into wood and then groans of pain echo from the coffin as Red Hood yells "STOP SELLING YOUR SOUL TO DEMONS AND MAKING ME FIGHT THEM! YOU'RE WORSE THAN CONSTANTINE!" before storming off as half the attendees freeze in shock and the other half scrambles to pry open the coffin.
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rustywench · 2 days ago
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The bats as vampires, creatures of the night, shrouded in their capes, feeding off the criminals
The supes as Kryptonian 'werewolves' — raw strength and physicality fuelled by the sun
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