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We really take it for granted that our butthole is air and water tight
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I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes
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it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone
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This gif comes with an extremely limited warranty.
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If men get morning wood when they wake up then it stands to reason that there’s a continuous unbroken boner wave circling the planet with the sun at all times
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The phrases “practice makes perfect” and “insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results” talk about the same thing in very different ways
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