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           TAMSIN  STARTS  WALKING  WITH  winnie  closely  next  to  her.  «  it’s  true  what  they  say:  you’re  really  smart,  »  tam  coos  with  just  a  hint  of  a  humorous  undertone  to  her  words.  they  round  a  corner  and  the  girl,  having  spent  too  much  time  trying  out  pretty  much  every  café  in  the  area,  knows  exactly  what  it  is  she’s  looking  for.  «  do  you  trust  me  to  place  your  order  ?  »

     winnie scoffed jokingly,  “i’m glad that my label as student-athlete didn’t deter people from thinking that i actually AM start;  shows that i didn’t suffer through medical school program for nothing.”  she felt a pang of guilt.  “i’ll trust you –– i feel like this can’t really go THAT wrong.” 

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reigneds‌:

       ❝   what  was  that  ?  doctor  talk  from  the  dropout  ?  hm.  sounds  like  someone  should  really  go  back  to  school,  like  i’ve  said  OVER  AND  OVER  AGAIN.  ❞ 

     “you know, DROP OUT seems like a strong word –– it was of my own volition !  i’m EXPANDING my horizons,  isn’t that what your twenties are ALL about ?”  she defended herself,  but she could feel a slight blush rising to her face.  she had a passion for learning and most times she couldn’t hide it.  “i WOULD go back to school,  but i grinded for the previous twenty-one years of my life,  so the real question is –– should i REALLY go back ?”

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     winnie felt pity –– or maybe it was SYMPATHY to see someone in such a rough state. perhaps the disorder of his environment contributed to the feeling that weighed on winnie’s heart.  “that mix of things seems disgusting anyway, so i would have to spare my tastebuds and PASS,”  she cringed slightly.  “even if i wanted it –– i guess chivalry really IS dead.”

✕   ╱         𝙃𝙀  𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙂𝙀𝘿  𝙏𝙊  find  a  bowl  of  cereal  but  no  milk  in  his  house  –  everything  had  been  either  consumed  or,  strangely,  spilled  all over  the  floor.  every  inch  of  his  body  ached,  his  left  eye  barely  opened,  in  his  mouth  the  metallic  taste  still  existed;  romeo  sat,  wincing  slightly,  wishing  he  couldn’t  remember  the  fight.  he  didn’t  find  milk,  but  instead,  he  soaked  his  cereal  with  the  half  bottle  of  whiskey  that  remained  untouched,  stuffing  his  mouth  with  a  spoonful  of it.   ❝  i  only  have  this  portion,  and  i  am  not  sharing,  so  fuck  off.  ❞

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     winnie’s jaw dropped,  “PLEASE be more careful next time.  concussions are becoming a really big problem in the united states !  you don’t want to get a neurodegenerative disease just because you couldn’t help JAMMING.”

        ❝   i  was  headbanging  in  the  bathroom  and  hit  my  head  on  the  sink.  kinda  hot,  right  ?   ❞   purple  bruise  is  plastered  against  the  girl’s  forehead,  crooked  grin  on  her  lips.

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brightsvdes‌:

‘ yeah, and ? ’   he says, a grin spreading across his features.  ‘ tell me when you and antony exchange friendship bracelets, then i’ll feel threatened. ’  teddy types in the passcode and frowns when it doesn’t automatically give him access,  ‘ when did you change your pin ? ’  he tries again and again.  ‘ then they’ll learn too, if i learned what pegging was when i was younger i wouldn’t be sitting here asking you what it is — circle of life and all that. ’

     “okay, so i’ve found my weekend task, i guess !”  winnie jokingly pinched him.  “i’ll break out the rainbow loom just for this –– those things are SO easy to make bracelets with.”  she watched as his efforts only show to be fruitless,  “i like to keep it spicy,  though if you disable my phone AGAIN i might just have to murder you.  based on pure, unadulterated mathematics,  it’s almost IMPOSSIBLE for you to get the combo right,”  she raised an eyebrow.  “don’t you think they deserve to foster their innocence for a little longer ?”

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there’s a shake to his head as he listened to the words that rolled into their conversation, desperately desiring to change the topic, ‘ well, we know that PEOPLE got a death wish. what better way to go than eating detergent ? ’ yul, however is swift to gauff at her reply thereafter, ‘ what the fuck ? how is it dropping, just because i accidentally stuck my hand in cat shit ? ’

     “you know i think the definition of a VALIANT death is changing by the year –– i wonder what this year’s trend will be ?”  she shook her head at the thought,   “you would THINK that the way technology is advancing in our society,  we would be getting smarter.  seems to be the opposite though.”   she scoffed with an affectionate pat on his shoulder,  “you say this as if this is the ONLY silly accident you’ve had in all the year i’ve known you !”

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baazr‌:

@VIPERQ: you’re really too pure for this world. @VIPERQ: hope you never come around to know what’s and whiskey dick! @VIPERQ: depends on how much you pay me, i’m game

@WINNIE3.14: so you’re just going to leave me hanging on what a whiskey dick is @WINNIE3.14: i don’t want my fbi agent to judge me so i’m scared to google @WINNIE3.14:  how much are we talking.

𝙎𝙉𝘼𝙋𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙏  ——〘𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞〙

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“  excuse me !  ”  bea gasped, a look of mock hurt spreading across her features.  “  partying is so important.  ”  running a hand through her hair, bea let out a soft sigh before turning to winnie.  “  FINE. what would you consider baby steps ?  ”

     winnie would be lying if she said that partying WASN’T important to her at some point in her life.  fresh out of college she wanted something NEW for a while, but found that a couple months of that sort of lifestyle really took it out of her.  “i guess my priorities have CHANGED slightly,”  she found herself reverting back to her old self ( something she sort of ... despised, yet it was so comfortable ).  “you’re the one that should be telling me !” she looked at bea with innocent eyes.

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‘ boo, friendship over then, i guess, ’  he pouts, reaching for her phone,  ‘ i’ll just google it. ’  he looked around them,  ‘ is it because we’re in a crowded restaurant ? ’

     winnie’s eyes widened in MOCK hurt,  “yikes, all these years of friendship and i get tossed to the curb like this ?  time to find better friends i guess –– you know –– i don’t think our WAITER would treat me this way.”  she let out a slight gasp,  “yes !  of course it is !  what if... there are children listening ?”

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‘  unfortunately ,  i  do  remember  that  challenge  no  matter  how  much  i desire  to  forget  it ,  ’  yul  retorted  with  a  shake  of  his  head.  ‘  but ,  you  have  to  give  me  more  CREDIT  than  that.  i’m  not  that  dense ,  you  should  know  that.  ’

     “i think we’re ALL out of luck when it comes to forgetting that, actually.  i can’t believe that american society has regressed so much and that people would choose to do THAT with their leisure time,”  winnie could’ve continued to go off, but took a breather.  “okay, you’re RIGHT.  i should stop underestimating you because we both know that nothing productive comes from it.  though, i should just warn you now that with every passing day my ‘standards’ bar is dropping.”

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baazr‌:

@VIPERQ: ppl are whiskey dicks and know nothing abt pain @VIPERQ: have u ever seen a whiskey dick, i hope u haven’t @VIPERQ: oh wait,,,,,,,,,,, is that true @VIPERQ: does it mean i could safely live among cannibals?

@WINNIE3.14: ........ what is a whiskey dick @WINNIE3.14: i could probs find what i read but i’m like 99% sure it’s real @WINNIE3.14: i mean we could design an experiment and test it if u want

𝙎𝙉𝘼𝙋𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙏  ——〘𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞〙

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     winnie let out a slight gasp,  “you know, here i was thinking you would actually bring up something of NOTE or IMPORTANCE.”  she shifted in her seat slightly and cringed at the thought of herself in a club,  “okay,  i get that i’m a little STIFF,  but a club ?  can’t we take baby steps first ?”  she always tried to be a rational person and the club didn’t seem to be the place where she would make the best decisions or encounter people who WOULD make the best decisions.

“  winnie, listen.  ”  if you knew bea, you would know she never kept a straight face. she was always displaying some type of emotion, but this was different. this was a serious talk to her, and she wanted to treat it as much.  “  i hate to ask but this is really serious… why don’t you ever go out to the club with me ?  ”

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brightsvdes‌:

‘ stop being mean, you’re like the smartest person i know. and besides, we are hanging out. ’

     “i’m definitely more of a BOOK SMART type of person rather than street smart.  this seems to be a question for a street smart person,”  she brought a hand up to her temple in slight embarrassment.  “i agree that we’re hanging out but this isn’t QUITE what i envisioned we would be talking about.”

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          AN  EYEBROW  SHOOTS  UP  at  winnie’s  comment.  «  you  know,  you  are  surprisingly  dark  sometimes,  »  she  chuckles,  then  shrugs.  she  makes  a  fair  point,  and  tamsin  has  never  been  one  to  question  winnie’s  logic.  «  don’t  worry,  her  suspicious  looking  table  and  all  these  murderous  cookies  will  be  fine.  besides,  you  probably  sold  more  than  her  already,  »  she  added  in  a  helpful  tone.  «  let’s  roll  then,  i  know  a  great  place.  »  with  that  the  younger  links  her  arm  with  the  other’s.

     winnie blushed slightly at the comment,  “what can i say ?  reality is harsh.  i mean it was for the better –– now it would be impossible for something like that to happen again.”  she grinned at the THOUGHT of accomplishment,  “well, if you think so then it seems like my job is done !”  she wiped her hands together and dusted off the obligation of having to man the table ( symbolically getting rid of it, of course ).  “ooh, i’m excited !”  their friendship was truly warmth.  it was a sort of camaraderie that winnie never grew up with.

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baazr‌:

@VIPERQ: not wanting a tattoo, for free… @VIPERQ: what kind of bs.

@WINNIE3.14: i heard they’re painful @WINNIE3.14: but i did learn today that jeffrey dahmer said that cannibals don’t want to eat people with tattoos @WINNIE3.14: so maybe i’ll change my mind.

𝙎𝙉𝘼𝙋𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙏  ——〘𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞〙

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     “you invite me over and for this ? i’m scared to even KNOW the context.”

‘ —- so what’s pegging ? ’

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halcycns‌:

‘  i  wasn’t  being  serious  , i  ain’t  that  fuckin’  dumb.  just  accidentally  stuck  my  hand  in  shit  while  i  was  cleaning  the  litter.  if  SOMEONE  ever  actually  did  that  ,  i’d  seriously  be  worried.  ’

     winnie widened her eyes at the admittance of the jest,  “can you really blame me for believing you though ?  people these days are STUPID –– don’t you remember the tide pod challenge ?”  she pursed her lips, “the internet has really made people do silly things.”