ryder-pawp-genzedition

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You, Dr. Gregory House, sass fight. Who wins?

house ain't got SHIT on me and my sassy sausage dawg

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two black holes in each pocket they're whole nother dimensions

does ryder even carry anything in his comically large pockets

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I really be tearin up the streets in my Honda Civic

how do you have your phone in jail didn't we arrest you last night

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i went to another town to help out in a hotel for the summer and. the fucking traffic. 20 minutes to pass ONE kilometer

and the FUCKING

PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

I GOTTA BE EITHER HALF AN HOUR EARLY OR HALF AN HOUR LATE BECAUSE THE BUSES ARE SO UNRELIABLE

AND IF I MISS THE BUS I GOTTA PAY FOR A TAXI

THIS MORNING I PAID 8€ FOR A RIDE I'D USUALLY PAY 2,50 FOR AT HOME

AND THE 8€ RIDE IS SHORTER THAN THE 2,50 ONE BOTH TIME AND LENGTH WISE

can't have SHIT in this economy man

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NEW PAW PATROL PSA

It is officially gay month NO MORE, meaning it is LEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT AGAIN

see you next june

OFFICIAL* PAW PATROL PSA

It is officially gay month, meaning IT'S ILLEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT

anyone found not acting zesty will be detained for the month

ty for your queerness 💙💜🩷

//ToxLink's Notes: *NOT OFFICIAL this is for shits and giggles

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WE DO NOT DOUBT MY IDEAS THEY'RE ALL GURANTEED TO WORK 💖

"are you sure this is-"

"DRIVE"

"..."

"AND PUT GANGNAM STYLE ON WHILE YOU'RE AT IT"

A bunch of Ryders, a Rocky, and two OCs. Where are they headed?

i will be gatekeeping the context behind this until further notice

Ryder and Rocky on the ATV - @paw-patrol-pack-leader and @diy-fire-water-pups by @self-indulgent-paw-patrol

Insane Ryder - ToxLink

Chill Ryder with a gun and standing Ryder - @cottoncandyswirl828

Ryder with a can of Monster - @adler-the-reaper

Upgrade - @asknextgenpatrol by @upgradestation

Ryder with a torch - @colorgachagamer123

Ben - PVZBrony on AO3

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what do i even do with this

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why is that car so shape

Have a car

why is it so trapezoid-shaped

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looks trapezoid enough

Have a car

why is it so trapezoid-shaped

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J e r b o a

how did an ostrich and a mouse achieve intercourse and make this bullshittery

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Have a car

why is it so trapezoid-shaped

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OFFICIAL* PAW PATROL PSA

It is officially gay month, meaning IT'S ILLEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT

anyone found not acting zesty will be detained for the month

ty for your queerness 💙💜🩷

//ToxLink's Notes: *NOT OFFICIAL this is for shits and giggles

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snuck in the nightclub, VIP pass 😈😈😈

prom is tonight but i've been STUCK IN THIS TRAFFIC JAM FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR

ADVENTURE CITY GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR TRAFFIC

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prom is tonight but i've been STUCK IN THIS TRAFFIC JAM FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR

ADVENTURE CITY GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR TRAFFIC

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Ryder,

Do you deal with…. TAXES?!?

Those are the death of all happiness…

TAXES 😞😞😞😞

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ADULTHOOD BE UPON YE

twas upon me since i was 10 dawg ts ain't scaring me anymore 💔🥀

but those due at midnight assignment traumas will follow me to the grave i fear

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TURNED OFF MY HS ALARMS FOREVER WAAAAAAAR IIIISSS OOOOOVEEERRRR 💖💖💖💖💖💖