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Sergei dragunov nsfw headcanons

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Ok so we all know this man doesn’t speak not a single word so this man isn’t vocal in bed a small grunt or groan there but he much rather hear you and your begs

He’s a scary tall Russian man so this man is skilled with his hands rather that be on weapons or stretching you out just for you to fit him

Speaking of fitting him this man is well kept down there slight veins from the base to the tip heavy balls

Tip color

Base color

This man has one mission when he’s with you and that’s to leave you an absolute and utter mess after he’s done

He would most def have a low sex drive this man is buried in work and constantly having to deal with people like raven and master raven trying to kill him but when he’s in the mood he’s in the mood

He’s all for consent if your not in the mood but he is that’s fine he’ll just get blue balls

He sees no use in toys or jerking off when he has you a perfect little cream hot pocket seeing you filled to the brim with his baby batter is enough for him

On the other hand tho if you have toys he’ll gladly use them on you during sex seeing you whine and beg for him to just fill you up

That’s all I got for now sorry if this is shit I’ve never really wrote on tumblr before I’m use to posting my headcanons on tiktok but I hope you thirsty sergei sluts enjoy this

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Why are you gay?

Women hot but men also hot but treat me bad and I’m too scared to talk to women I really do be bi myself dawg

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Man I might say fuck and start writing sergei dragunov fanfic/headcanons because the lack of them is crazy

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Mexican trio headcanons

Val is most def chola

Rudy and Alejandro were most def cholos

Had over the top parties and and out party task 1-4-1

Alejandro and Valeria are both heavy weighted drinkers

Rudy is a light weighted drinking two and a half drinks in and he’s slurring his words

Pitpull, chihuahua, bug enjoyers

Makes the best food ever bonus points if all three of them in the kitchen

Rudy is a huge space geek he likes super novas black holes and stars

Val is a fucking music geek will clown on you if you get in a argument with her and fuck up on something

Alejandro is a math and history nerd and will not shut the fuck up about it either

Val has bad eye sights

Rudy is hard of hearing

Alejandro is loud

Alejandro killed Rudy pet fish and sobbed so hard on the phone while talking to Val

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Them as story trope

Price -forced proximity

Ghost - grumpy and sunshine

Gaz - friends to lover

Graves - Enemies to lovers

Soap - fake dating

Alex- second chance romance

Roach - slow BURN romance

yuri - only one bed

Rudy & Alejandro - Love triangle

Farah - right person wrong time

Valeria - for bidden love