Sasha | 18 [she/her] | cancer | intj | writer of incoherent ramblings | send me music recs | useless fruit | CR: sotr | CW: f1
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my fav genre of fic rn is where two characters who hate each other go to a wedding and slowly fall in love
#it's so perfect#afkdsfjdasjf#landoscar#lestappen#yeah it's f1 shut up#reading two fics with a similar premise and i am eating it up
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good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is
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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too
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Bitches will point at the fictional m/f couple and be like "Umm, actually, they are clearly siblings coded" and/or "this is clearly a mlm/wlw solidarity" and/or "she is a strong independent woman and she need or man" and/or "I just think we should focus more on represanting male/female friendships"
and the couple in question? most likely interracial
Sometimes I wonder if Everlark would have been this beloved had they cast an indigenous american acteress to play Katniss
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last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters
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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed
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sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode
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Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite
#after i got MY wisdom teeth removed#i recited the jabberwocky#and told my mum i was sid the sloth#then i demanded mac n cheese for some reason
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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster
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