sadpearonmars
sadpearonmars
Sad Pear On Mars
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Queer as fuck. He/him, old enough to be your dad, writer. 
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
sadpearonmars · 3 hours ago
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via @swatercolor [insta]
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sadpearonmars · 4 hours ago
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it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass
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sadpearonmars · 5 hours ago
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Harrison Saunders
I Have But One Egret
Lamar St Bridge over Lady Bird Lake Austin, Texas
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sadpearonmars · 16 hours ago
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sadpearonmars · 22 hours ago
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The Dems' seem dedicated to keeping the GOP in power. The vast majority of the country is to their left, yet all they do is chase right-wing votes that they'll never get.
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sadpearonmars · 1 day ago
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fucking August
August is a cursed month in my life and this one has truly lived up to that.
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sadpearonmars · 1 day ago
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(Source)
Only those who are over 65 years of age or have a "high-risk health condition" will be permitted to receive the 2025 COVID vaccine.
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sadpearonmars · 1 day ago
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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation
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sadpearonmars · 1 day ago
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Margaret Qualley as Honey O'Donahue HONEY DON'T! 2025 — dir. Ethan Coen
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sadpearonmars · 1 day ago
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sadpearonmars · 1 day ago
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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sadpearonmars · 2 days ago
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Part 26 in my weekly poster series of 2025
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sadpearonmars · 2 days ago
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I was at the liberty museum in Philadelphia and saw this next to a stairwell
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Official ominous sign
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sadpearonmars · 2 days ago
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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES
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sadpearonmars · 2 days ago
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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.
It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.
One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.
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sadpearonmars · 3 days ago
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Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?
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sadpearonmars · 3 days ago
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